Sunday, July 12, 2009

Jon Got Himself a PYT!



First off, I have never even watched this show. All I know is what I've seen in magazines and on TV. Apparently Mr. Jon here has eight(yes eight, sextuplets and twins) with his wife, Fertile Murtle (I mean Kate). And now, since the blatant expoitation of their tribe (I mean kids), has caused the demise of their marriage, he has been messing around with Li'l Miss Thing here. Guess he just wanted something new, something that was still capable of a factory warranty. I'm sure Kate's vaginal walls have more tread marks than the race track at the Indy 500. I'm just saying.

Oh, and I'm sure this didn't help either.

Poor Kate...

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

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