Saturday, July 18, 2009

Technical Foul



Seems like unless you or your daddy got some $$$ you fucked in the game. Jojo Simmons (son of RUN DMC from man Rev. Joesph "Run" Simmons) and member of some group name "Team Blackout" (member them? Don't fret, I don't either) got off after tryna black out his car windows w/ weed smoke (via MTV):

He was caught by officers rolling up some of nature’s finest on May 8 while sitting inside his BMW on New York’s Upper West Side. Police said he attempted to flee in the car, nearly backing into an NYPD cruiser in the process, which led to charges of resisting arrest as well as drug possession, reckless endangerment and criminal use of drug paraphernalia.

But after seeing most of the serious charges tossed out one day after his arrest, he cut a plea deal with prosecutors on Thursday and was sentenced to serve one day of community service for disorderly conduct, a violation, according to a spokesperson for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office
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What in the hell kinda bullshit is that? Had he been Jojo Johnson son of Pookie Johnson who USED to carry crates for RUN DMC back in the day, he would be getting his ass tore out the frame (literally) by some nigga named Bo or some shit. Where is the lesson in a day of community service??

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