Sorry for the Wait

Hello world, First off we must apologize for the way too long absence but damnit we got real life shit to do so dont judge us. Secondly, if youve been sitting here since our last post constantly checking to see if we've posted new shit the first let us thank you and second may I personally suggest you find some type of hobby away from your damn computer as well to occupy your damn time. Lastly please know that we post this with a very BIG announcement. We're coming bacckk!!! New fuckery has arisen and we would be remiss if we stayed away any longer, plus we know yall asses missed us so get ready, get set, and be prepared for the shade throwing and shit talking coming your way!

Don't Shoot The Messenger...

This is the most luxurious shit you will ever have the privilege to lay your sorry eyes on in your sad little lives. This should have received more coverage than that sham of a quickie wedding that took place this weekend (which I refuse to name whose becuase its gotten mre than enough coverage by more "mature" media outlets than this one) in LA. Enjoy more below and throw no shade.

Wipe Me Down

I saw this (at work of course becuase thats where the best internet surfing is done) and almost had to go excuse myself. Trey Songz (Yuuuppp)is looking better than a Snickers Bar to a fat bitch after the gym. Enjoy!






Skittles

This is Old But I Need a Good Laugh

When looking for some other shit online one day I stumbled across this and it stole my heart and took my breath away. If you have not shit else better to do sit here and watch the whole thing but if you pressed for time or some shit, click on any one of these and you will feel how I felt. Enjoy!



















Skittles

Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

Im just posting this for fucks sake.

Skittles

No Eating Here Tonight

This took place in India and the two you see gettin beat like they stole something is a couple of "teens" (id please) trying to get it in but got caught. If this had happened to me when I was young after that kinda ass whoopin, I wouldnt be looking at a pentis til about 77 or so..They dont play overseas but I know if I ever come home and catch my baby w/ some little boy tryna stick his mail in my child slot, some shit like this is bound to pop off.

Skittles

Payback is a BITCH!!

Note: EM WENT IN ON NICK AND MARIAH ON THIS TRACK!!



For a while I thinkin "Damn, Em game recognize game and you lookin real unfamiliar" when there was no response to Mimi and the whole "Obsessed" song and video but now Marshall has restored my faith back to when he was slashing bitches throats and draggin them in the woods and shit. Mariah, if you had relations with Marshall, its not the worst thing you've done in life (Glitter anyone?). Its a fact that at least once in your life you as a woman will do some type of hoe shit (wether it be physical or mental, the choice is yours). Either admit it and move on or STFU before he go in on you like Curtis (Magillia Gorilla) did to Ja Rule and shatters and resemblance of a career you still have. Interscope Records is full of goons who look for shit to fuck up a persons career and you dont need them doing that to your so, (oops) bust it (shit, sorry) husband Nick.

Vintage Beyonce

I am ashamed to say, but I haven't posted anything about my girl in weeks. I know you all are as hurt by that as I am. Let me take one second to gather myself...k, I'm back. Now, while I was sitting her thinking of the greatness that is Beyonce, I remembered what it was that lured me to stan her. Below is the video for Crazy In Love, the recreation of Beyonce. Say what you want, but at least Miss Tina's Deluxe Bedazzler Kit w/ bonus Rainbow Sequins and Glitter wasn't used for the wardrobe in this video. So there! Pure fabulosity, bitches.

Beyoncé - New Music - More Music Videos

I am proud to say that I have performed this dance routine with Bey hundreds of time. Here she is doing the live, as only she can!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Movie to See: Orphan

I'd seen the previews a thousand times and was a little skeptical, but not so much anymore. If you wanna see a really good movie that will keep you on the edge of your seat, go see this one. And the how yo doin' commentary from the movie goers didn't hurt much, either. Now, I am not into spoilers, but check out the preview below.


(It is reminiscent to the Good Son, don't ya think)
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Gold Star for Breaking the Mold!

My girl Sol-Angel decided to say Fuck ypu halfway hoes, Ima go harder than the rest of you, and chop off ALL HER HAIR. Can't really say I would jump on this train and do the same but I love it on her. And it's her own hair color (Amber Rose has to dye her shit every color of the rainbow for attention for something other than being Kanye's sperm depository) Ladies, what's your opinion, you think you could chop it all off? I would've love to see Ms. Tina's expression when she saw it. I imagine she dropped her bedazzler and clutched her pearls.

Skittles

A quick Moment of Advertising

Follow my friend Lil Creole Pimp and his daily trial and tribulations of fuckery on Twitter or his blog. He actually has a life ( mainly consisting of busting hoes in the face for talking slick about Beyasha and being the getaway driver for his granny and things of that nature) so he does not update his blog like we do here but yet and still great when he does post. Check him out and you'll be addicted too.

Skittles

Bey Who?

Not sure if this is really a man or woman but truly I could give two shit if he/she was both as long as this bitch keeps sounding like this becuase this ladies and (zest)gentlemen is the TRUTH. Bey better watch her back if WP is blowin like this.

Skittles

Kid Cudi ft.Common and Kanye

When I first heard this song,I thought it was a remix to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face". I'm feeling it though, and the video is cute, too. See what happens when you step outside of the box, good things happen. Cleveland stand up!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Comedic Moment of the Day

Let me start off your Monday morning right with this shit right here. I follow this lovely individual on Facebook, Myspace (yes I still have a damn Myspace but I barely go to it) and Twitter for a good laugh (and he's not bad on the eyes even if he is How you doin). So because this is my shit (and yours too, my partner in fuckery) and I'll abuse it how I see fit, I am posting a blog just for B!



Skittles