Rumor Mill: Kanye's Nut Holder is Knocked Up!

The streets is talkin that Kanye done fucked up and didnt pull out in enough time. Supposedly Amber Rose is pregnant (allegedly) by Kanye West. Taken from my favorite rumor mill, MTO:

Popular gossip site Media Takeout is reporting that Kanye West's blonde ambition Amber Rose may be pregnant. According to an "insider," the site claims that 'Ye's on-again-off-again (though from what we've seen, they're mostly on) girlfriend "suddenly and abruptly given up smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol," even going so far as to refuse to allow smokers anywhere near her.

The insider continued to say "She usually never turns down a drink - so something must be up. And to all of a sudden give up cigarettes too ... come on you do the math."

Well, I guess token black guy will be having "Golddigger" on repeat for a while now. Maybe if he is having a lil Ye he will calm the fuck down and be easy now. if this is true I wonder if the baby will come out a card carrying member of the glowstick swag squad that his parents are a part of. Hopefully its a girl and Ms. Tina will be her stylist.

Live from Cell Block C!

First off sorry for the delay in posts, my fellow partner if fuckery both are on our grind to make sure we dont have to resort to doin hoe shit in orders to make ends meet in this recession. Clifford is on lockdown still makin a buzz in the streets. Apparently he is still feelin some type of way about his first baby momma and bored lookin at those four walls since you know he aint coming out of his cell (avoiding gettin his cookies took) so he decided to write a song about her on a new mixtape called " T.I. Live From Forest City Correctional Facility". The lyrics are kinda tough. I wonder if this will start a new trend of rappers making diss track and starting beefs with their former bust it babies. Next up should be Rick Ross and both of them birds he reproduced with. Then Nas aka "Mr Father of the Year (ha!) should drop a track about Kelis and Carmen. I would love if Diddy made one for about all 600 of the women he spread his seed on/in. But the sour cream on the top of the nachos would be Jay-Z FINALLY talking about this secret child he has. The wig crypt would make that track as hard to get as lost ark in Indiana Jones and shit. Peep the actual lyrics from the song:

I’m in a public tug of war for dough I struggled for,
I owe money for my sons, honey and nothin’ more,
Do much more than average for my sons
And you just ignore, in fact, you can get off your ass and work
If you don’t wanna be f*cking poor That’s not quite the issue is it?
It’s that we don’t f*ck no more,
That’s ’sposed to be you who buying houses, picking out decor
That’s ’sposed to be you in Bentley’s, Fendi and Dior
That’s your problem, just accept it,
You and I are never more
And forever we never will,
Just try your best to deal
I rolled around wit you for years and I regret it still
And well, since you ain’t let yourself know,
You look a mess,
Just let yourself go I guess…

Saints, Begin the March to Hell Right About...Now!

If this aint the (funniest) most fucked up shyt you've ever seen, please let me know what is and send it to me. This is exactly how the "saints" in church will run up on you before during and after service and sound just like home gurl above. Is all good until shortly thereafter, they gossipin about Deacon Jones and Sister Lee comin into chruch together in the same car wear the same clothes from the fish fry the night before and shit..SMH

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No Bey, No!

I am saddened to say that Beyonce whore this monstrosity at a show in Vegas. Why Bey, why? I don't know where they found this customized bird cage w/the metallic gray leotard underneath, but I tell you it is absolutey horrendous. I only have two words for the stylist of this wardrobe:


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Real Chance at Queerosexual Love

What the hale?!? These grown ass women are arguing and fighting like sixteen year old school girls. They oughta be ashamed, and I oughta be ashamed for watching. Unfortunately, I am not. These clowns get on TV and make complete asses of themselves, and see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Now, this argument erupted over nothing,and the girl throwing the blows didn't have anything to do with it. For some reason she thinks she is hood though. Uh, not so much! And the heffa running her mouth trying to start shit didn't even see it coming. Uh...andwhat's up with the crocodile tears. She did all that yapping and wasn't even prepared for the mini-ass whipping she received.



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Bunch of Ignant Muhfuggas

I first saw this the other day on Mediatakeout.com and then again on WorldStarHipHop. This "documentary" in pure bufoonery, nothing more, nothing less. Hopefully this isn't a real project, because I'd hate to see a complete compilation of the ignorance that these fools are spewing. The fact that not one person in this "documentary" made any sense whatsoever has me thinking exactly what the point of it is. They gathered a bunch of trash from around one complex who all have egos that are entirely too big for their persons, because I didn't see a dime piece anywhere in sight. Just a bunch of low budget, ghetto, uneducated fools! Shameful.
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Imma Star

Peep the new video for Jeremih's "Imma Star(Everywhere You Are)".

Jeremih - Imma Star (Everywhere You Are)

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