WOW, Who knew?

Mase Makes Puff Release Him In The Middle of V103's Ryan Cameron Show from shudduptv on Vimeo.

Who wouldve ever thunk that Pastor Ma$e would be G enough to strong arm Ciroc Obama himself??? Watch as he ambush dude on video and Diddy does the smart business man move and signs the papers. Watching this several things came to mind:

1. When Ma$e was on the way there, I wonder was he playing Usher's new jawn "Papers"?

2. Speaking of which, did you notice at the 2:30 mark the big ass pic of him (Usher)on the wall in the studio?

3. Were you secretly hoping that Diddy was gonna:
A. ball up the paper and throw it in Ma$e's face
B. Bitch slap him
C. All of the above
or was I alone in this?

4. Why did Ma$e look so scared for?

5. Notice how all this going on and them damn dumb ass Dirty Money broads still sat there oblivious to the whole thing. If this was not a sure sign from the Lord to run, I dont know what else they would need.

6. I wonder what Diddy said to him after he signed it? (I personally was some real G shit but who knows)

7. Why was this not a damn trending topic???

8. So since Ma$e hasnt done anything relevant in damn near 12 years musically(and if any one of you mention anything about Curtis the Gorilla you have no soul and don't love your mother you dirty bastards), what did this really accomplish?

9. What's next for Mason??

10. Who knew that pastors got down like this?? If all of them took cues from him, the building fund would stay stacked up...

Enjoy the vid and if you can anwser these questions please dont hesitate to comment

Skittles

Kim, Kim, Kim.. Nooooo!!!

In keeping with the other post I figured I start off with this tragic ass foolishness. Kim need not to use that swamp gutter she calls a v-jay jay to entice men to let her "sing" anymore becuase frankly my ears cant bear anymore.

Skittles

Saints, Begin the March to Hell Right About...Now!

If this aint the (funniest) most fucked up shyt you've ever seen, please let me know what is and send it to me. This is exactly how the "saints" in church will run up on you before during and after service and sound just like home gurl above. Is all good until shortly thereafter, they gossipin about Deacon Jones and Sister Lee comin into chruch together in the same car wear the same clothes from the fish fry the night before and shit..SMH

Skittles

Drake NOOOOO!!

BREAKING NEWS: Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy was just rushed to the hospital after falling out onstage and was carried off stage. My twitter folks are going crazy speculating as to what exactly caused him to fall like a ton of bricks. Some say it was he tripped over Wayne, others say it he fell out while asking for forgiveness for the "Every Girl" BET fiasco and "Best I Ever Had" video. No word yet but it could have been he was doing some of the moves in the vid from my previous post. Seems like this is just not the summer for old boy. Will keep you posted.

Payback is a BITCH!!

Note: EM WENT IN ON NICK AND MARIAH ON THIS TRACK!!



For a while I thinkin "Damn, Em game recognize game and you lookin real unfamiliar" when there was no response to Mimi and the whole "Obsessed" song and video but now Marshall has restored my faith back to when he was slashing bitches throats and draggin them in the woods and shit. Mariah, if you had relations with Marshall, its not the worst thing you've done in life (Glitter anyone?). Its a fact that at least once in your life you as a woman will do some type of hoe shit (wether it be physical or mental, the choice is yours). Either admit it and move on or STFU before he go in on you like Curtis (Magillia Gorilla) did to Ja Rule and shatters and resemblance of a career you still have. Interscope Records is full of goons who look for shit to fuck up a persons career and you dont need them doing that to your so, (oops) bust it (shit, sorry) husband Nick.

Gorilla Goth

What in the hale?!? What in the lime green, black mesh, long-sleeved hale? What am I looking at? Oh my gosh, I can't see!!! OMG!! Now this bitch knows she is wrong. Dead Azz Wrong(shot out)!! She could've at least done SOMETHING ELSE with her hair. I haven't seen a fan in 12 years! And is that a neck choker, or a diamond(cough!) necklace? I wanna know who was strong enough to be the photographer of this photo shoot. And is he or she okay, cause I'm not! She doesn't even look like she's proud to be taking this picture, and quite frankly, she shouldn't be. Shit! I'm ashamed to be looking at it! Shame on me! I'm going to get the bleach and Greased Lightening to flush my eyes out. Peace!!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Duct Tape and Vasaline: Part Two

Chile let me tell you when I read this I was too through (wish we could find video):

A Chicago gay men's beauty pageant ended in blood after a judge, unhappy with the results, beat another judge with the trophy while one of the contestants assaulted him with a sharp object, the Chicago Tribune reports. The victim suffered a broken jaw and required stitches on his hand:

"Leroy Tinch (left), 28, of the 2200 block of Emerson Street in Evanston and Anthony Johnson (right), 23, of the 8200 block of Keating Avenue in Skokie were both charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm, a class one felony, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office. The men were ordered held on $75,000 bond by Circuit Court Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil. Prosecutors said the men were at the pageant at 3350 W. Jackson Blvd., where Johnson was a contestant and Tinch was a judge. Johnson allegedly became angry with another judge after he voted for different contestant, grabbed the trophy and hit the judge in the head with it. Tinch then jumped in and began hitting the judge with a sharp object (a knife, according to NBC), cutting him over his left eye, Conklin said."

Skittles

This is How Shit Gets Started

One of my favorite celebs Ciroc Obama (Diddy aka Puffy,aka Puff Daddy, aka Sean John aka, ...) was on David Letterman being messy as hell and spilling tea gir! Watch how he tries to make it seem like MJ was really tryna "filet mignon" Beyasha's goodies. I don't buy it for one second! Diddy may wanna watch his back before Jay inhale him with those big ass nostrils for talkin slick about Mrs. Carter.

Skittles