Anything to get Shine

So if you've been living under a rock this week then you missed Frankie F.'s appearance on Judge Mathis this week. Try not to laugh when the announcer says "Hit reality show". Then get into all the Z list black "stars" who speak on her behalf and the guy who is suing her. The nigga from Next??? Really??? and its not even one of the popular ones. SMH


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You People....

I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


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Kim, Kim, Kim.. Nooooo!!!

In keeping with the other post I figured I start off with this tragic ass foolishness. Kim need not to use that swamp gutter she calls a v-jay jay to entice men to let her "sing" anymore becuase frankly my ears cant bear anymore.

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Ugggghhhhh!

Everyone's favorite little nappy head Beyasha was spotted walking around in some airport LOOKING. LIKE. THIS. Id like to draw attention to the fact the old dude to the right (is that Toure and quick side note, did anyone know he was MARRIED???) is lookin at B like WTF?? Also I'd like to point out how everyone is quick to get on Solo and her choices on how she comes out her house but at least her low fade stays on point. Someone in the wig crypt get on their job IMMEDIATELY and fix this infraction. B you got too much money to be walkin around look SUPER basic like you waitin til payday to get your weave redone. I end with these words of wisdom: Tighten the fuck up! More fuckery below:




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Rumor Mill: Kanye's Nut Holder is Knocked Up!

The streets is talkin that Kanye done fucked up and didnt pull out in enough time. Supposedly Amber Rose is pregnant (allegedly) by Kanye West. Taken from my favorite rumor mill, MTO:

Popular gossip site Media Takeout is reporting that Kanye West's blonde ambition Amber Rose may be pregnant. According to an "insider," the site claims that 'Ye's on-again-off-again (though from what we've seen, they're mostly on) girlfriend "suddenly and abruptly given up smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol," even going so far as to refuse to allow smokers anywhere near her.

The insider continued to say "She usually never turns down a drink - so something must be up. And to all of a sudden give up cigarettes too ... come on you do the math."

Well, I guess token black guy will be having "Golddigger" on repeat for a while now. Maybe if he is having a lil Ye he will calm the fuck down and be easy now. if this is true I wonder if the baby will come out a card carrying member of the glowstick swag squad that his parents are a part of. Hopefully its a girl and Ms. Tina will be her stylist.

No Bey, No!

I am saddened to say that Beyonce whore this monstrosity at a show in Vegas. Why Bey, why? I don't know where they found this customized bird cage w/the metallic gray leotard underneath, but I tell you it is absolutey horrendous. I only have two words for the stylist of this wardrobe:


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Bow Wow, WTF were you Thinking?

NY STAND UP! The Voice of The Young People (in her head) Lil Mama was seen out and about (this century) rockin some Patra dookie braids while out and about last night. There is no way in 2300 Jackson Street hell that you will catch a regular bitch (c) lilduval such as myself out rockin this shit to be "different". Glowstick swag not approved. Back to the dressing room and try again.

Oh and peep how normal decent people such as Letoya Luckett were reacting to this monstrosity:



Notcie how the side eye says "I want nothing to do with this shit"

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Momma No!

Eddie, you need come get your child cuz this shit right here is a mess. Necole You know how you (driving,, walking, waiting at the bus stop, ect.) down on MLK Blvd. (your city here, USA) and see some bird dressed with her swag game proper. Lace front fresh, shoe game right, and fit on point. Then all of a sudden you see this hoe got one (or more) of Bebe's kids looking like baby Angel Iris above. Mel B. you know you need yo ass beat, that's why you're trifin ass walkin in the back. And also note that old girl stole the swag of a professional swagger jacker? How's that shit feels Rhi-Rhi?

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Bron, Bron WTF?

If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

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Come Now, Let's Be Original at Least

The group above you see is Richgirl. They have a catchy little "girl power" tune (if that's your thing click the vid to watch, me, not so much) thats making the rounds on MTV Jams about once a month. As I sat and watched this, I could help but notice something (and I could be wrong) but they kinda of all resemble broke ass versions of other singers. One looks like a Beyasha knock off, One looks like Kelly Rowland (one of the founding members of the "Little Engine that Could Clique) was beat in the face, another one looks like one of the girls in The Dream produced group Electrik Red (How'd their album do, anyone know if it went metal?) and the other affirmative action chick looks like the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls if she ate and was broke. And then the video looks like they got the cheap version of Beyasha's coreographer to do the video. I just wanna know why someone in their right mind (or high off some of that good good) try to put shit like this out in the world and expcet it to work? We already have a professional swagger jacker (Robyn?) in the game. Kindly go back to wardrobe, hair, and make-up try this shit again.

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Just Cuz I Can

I just saw this up top and it made this song below pop into my head for some reason. Enjoy my ignorance!!!



Then I found this shit right here:

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So um ..Yeah

Ciroc Obama, his bust it baby and some flunkies were spotted this weekend in NYC for the Q-Tip concert. Check how everybody is chill as hell except the basic lookin bitch ((c) Lil Duval) between Dawn and Cassie. Anyone know who she is??? O and check Dawn (who here looks like a prepubescent boy c. 1980's) poppin off talking about how she don't like her money clean or some shit. Girl boo, you know your broke ass still tryna see residuals from Danity Kane's FIRST single (fuck the album). And of course Cassie has her trademark blank stare behind Diddy (BTW, I'm curious as to why not one single has dropped off this "Last Train to Paris album as I'm sure all 17 his real fans will wanna go cop as soon as humanly possible) probably wondering when he bout to go bust that pussy open again so she can get some studio time.

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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

WTF is going on, did I miss something. All of a sudden half bald headed rooster is in style, you gotta be kidding me. What is it with the chop chop look all of a sudden. And of course the little copycat had to go and do it, too. This is one trend you do not have to worry about me following.

Kelis did it first(I think she can pull off anything)


Cassie


La La


Teyana Taylor(I kind of like this)

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Sexual Chocolate!

Ladies (and Gentlemen) give your eyeballs (and your panties) a treat with the promo pics for Terrell Owens' new reality show premeiring next month on VH1. Except for those ashy ass feet, I think that this is a fine specimen right thurr. Word is he's supposedly off Team Snow Bunny and back playing for his own team and dating model Jessica White so sistas if things don't work out you may have a better chance than Becky nowadays.

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