Tragic Fuckery

While looking around on some of my favorite more "immature" media websites, I came across this gem of a video. Now Im going to ignore the fact that there is a grown ass man walking around calling himself "Lingerie" (Where they do that at? Florida apparently) but also something that closely resembles a swamp rat speaking about putting things in his ass and choking broads. The cut to "Where the Wild Things Are" that the swamp rat starts cuffin up and well I pretty much lost intrest after that cuz I already know how this ends. some huffing, sweating, and ungodly things went down in a hotel room somewhere.

Skittles

Bow Wow, WTF were you Thinking?

NY STAND UP! The Voice of The Young People (in her head) Lil Mama was seen out and about (this century) rockin some Patra dookie braids while out and about last night. There is no way in 2300 Jackson Street hell that you will catch a regular bitch (c) lilduval such as myself out rockin this shit to be "different". Glowstick swag not approved. Back to the dressing room and try again.

Oh and peep how normal decent people such as Letoya Luckett were reacting to this monstrosity:



Notcie how the side eye says "I want nothing to do with this shit"

Skittles

Bron, Bron WTF?

If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

Skittles

Giddy Up!

The lovely sexy "young thang" you see above is Junk (I kid you not), one of the attention seeking whores vying to let either Real or Chance (or both, who knows) "filet mignon that p*ssy" til death (or an STD) does them part on the upcoming season of "Real Chance of Love 2: Back In the Saddle"premiring next week on the Shuck and Jive Network (VH1). I cant fully support checking for this one only becuase things don't look like they will bode well for me the viewer or the acto, um , cast in terms of entertainment factor after last season when Chance kicked both of his girls to the curb and Real (dumb ass) dropped Bay Bay Bay for Fargo and OMG! (big shocker) things didn't work out. (very original VH1). But if one of my real favorite shows goes to reruns or something or I'm home on a Saturday and ain't sit else to do, I may peep the fuckery. Click the link to see the rest of these basic lookin bargin basement hoes via VH1

Skittles

Who's Real??

Ms O'day was spotted taking time out from whatever the hell she does now that Ciroc Obama (Diddy) drop kicked her ass outta Danity Kane to do a photo (shop) shoot for Paper magazine. We can't but notice that she's looking a bit more....fuller in the back area. I beleive she may have invested either butt pads, back shots, or dime curves (the female supplement for hoes tryna get that ass fatter) What do you all think? Is Aubrey the new Whooty in these streets??
Skittles

Deadbeat Daddy Alert!!!

Ladies, the two menses you see below may look enticing (to some) but just be forewarned: THIS IS THE FACE OF A SORRY ASS DEADBEAT BABY DADDY!!!





Akon was just recently featured on Maury Povich and it was determined that He IS the father" of a jumpoff's six month old child. The problem is that the jumpoff and her lawyers are having trouble finding him to serve him with child support enforcement paperwork. It went as far as trying to have him served while he was at Michael Jackson's memorial service last week to no success.



Mr. Nasty Nas (who is a repeat offender to this list becuase he has an older daughter that is floating around somewhere with her momma who was last seen selling herself off as the hip-hop "helen of troy" to make ends meet) basically just told is currently pregnant soon to be ex wife singer Kelis to "get the fuck outta here" with the supposed $10,000 a month she was asking for in child and spousal support. He "claims" that she was lying when she reported in court papers that he received upwards of $11 million for his last album on Def Jam (I believe it, Jigga look like he woulda ok'ed some shit like that) and really it was barely close to $4 mil and he would be willing to give her $5,000 a month in support. Now this is just sad as all hell. Both of these two "men" are too trifling to come outta pocket and do for their own kids? Akon should be ashamed considering he's been spreading that motherland seed kinda thin (supposedly the man has a few wives) for a while now he cant afford one more kid??? Nas is just sorry as all fuck cuz he can afford both kids but just dont want to. This just goes to show you the down falls of groupie love. I do not support this type of fuckery right here. Sad
Skittles

Oh No He Didn't

I was done for the day, but I had to comment on something that I read over on Media Take Out. Apparently Jayceon is running his yap about Jigga and my girl Bey.

Here is what this fool had to say:
Got The Camel in a choke hold.
Try to son me – I ain’t from NYC,
You can’t even have a child by your Destiny

I didn’t mean to take a shot at Bey,
I backed out – like Jay did Free

HE DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE A SHOT AT BEY!!! Well he sure as hell did! Whose business is it if they cannot procreate with one another? I don't think this shit is funny, some shit you don't make fun of. He needs to sit down with a tutor and learn how not to try to squeeze 16 bars into one of his long ass rap lines.

And he may want to be quiet before somebodies goes in on him and this broad. She put all his shit out and played his ass!!! Ha! Oh, and by the by, that is a nice blouse he is wearing!


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