What the Hale???

Soooo um yeah, for some reason this came into my line of vision and I saw this mess. Mliey go sit yo dum (without the b) ass down somewhere off twitter, USTREAM and YT, facebook, myspace and whatever else people can see yo simple ass at and get into some damn books. Eventually that Hannah Montana ends are gonna be used up if you keep using it on fuckery like this and then you will become america's next top overexposed unwed teen snow bunny. This aint a good luck on no front. Delete yo damn account and STFU


Skittles

You People....

I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


Skittles

Kim, Kim, Kim.. Nooooo!!!

In keeping with the other post I figured I start off with this tragic ass foolishness. Kim need not to use that swamp gutter she calls a v-jay jay to entice men to let her "sing" anymore becuase frankly my ears cant bear anymore.

Skittles

New Hot Ish!!!

Just. Press. Play. (I noticed that I didnt hear NeNe on the track)

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Ugggghhhhh!

Everyone's favorite little nappy head Beyasha was spotted walking around in some airport LOOKING. LIKE. THIS. Id like to draw attention to the fact the old dude to the right (is that Toure and quick side note, did anyone know he was MARRIED???) is lookin at B like WTF?? Also I'd like to point out how everyone is quick to get on Solo and her choices on how she comes out her house but at least her low fade stays on point. Someone in the wig crypt get on their job IMMEDIATELY and fix this infraction. B you got too much money to be walkin around look SUPER basic like you waitin til payday to get your weave redone. I end with these words of wisdom: Tighten the fuck up! More fuckery below:




Skittles

Ass Spray?

Uh, can we say shower?!? How about bath!?! Water hose?!? Anything but this quick fix, rash in a bottle shit they trying to push off on us. Who the fuck is going to order this? If your ass stinks, wash it! Don't try to spray the coochie and coin slot(ass crack) Febreze over it! That is gross! And I know they didn't try to spray the musty funk balls juice off a pair of worn boxer drawers. WTF!?! And if they stink after washing them, you need to carry your ass to the doctors office because you got problems. And look at the motherfucker they got to vouch for the product. Seriously?!? Lord help us all!
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Come Now, Let's Be Original at Least

The group above you see is Richgirl. They have a catchy little "girl power" tune (if that's your thing click the vid to watch, me, not so much) thats making the rounds on MTV Jams about once a month. As I sat and watched this, I could help but notice something (and I could be wrong) but they kinda of all resemble broke ass versions of other singers. One looks like a Beyasha knock off, One looks like Kelly Rowland (one of the founding members of the "Little Engine that Could Clique) was beat in the face, another one looks like one of the girls in The Dream produced group Electrik Red (How'd their album do, anyone know if it went metal?) and the other affirmative action chick looks like the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls if she ate and was broke. And then the video looks like they got the cheap version of Beyasha's coreographer to do the video. I just wanna know why someone in their right mind (or high off some of that good good) try to put shit like this out in the world and expcet it to work? We already have a professional swagger jacker (Robyn?) in the game. Kindly go back to wardrobe, hair, and make-up try this shit again.

Skittles

Baby, Let's Get It Together

So it seems Nas (aka Deadbeat Daddy) had some trouble trying to see his son come into the world yesterday. The soon to be ex- Mrs. Jones told old boy 'uh, not so much" when he got to the hospital. Being a baby momma myself, I totally understand the urge to NOT want his (sorry lying, cheating you fill in the blank) ass around you but (some of yall bitter ass broads may want to go to another blog right now) all personal feelings aside, its not about you boo. Kelis, one day when that little boy is older you're gonna have to explain why daddy wasn't there when he was born and hon he aint gonna understand or give two flying shits about what the hell YOU and him were going through at the time. Not to mention deadbeat or not, you were the one who bust that p*ssy open and brought it back to get little man here. Stop holding onto the shit between you two and do what you can for you child. All that said congrats and good luck.

Skittles

WP are funny too...

So anyone bother to watch "I Love Money 2"??? Then I'm sure all five of you know what the hell I'm talking about: Well on the show apparently there was a more than just competing for money going on. The writers scripted fo, damn um, cast members Buckwild and Entertainer "fell in love" and at the reunion show this past May,it looked like things were still going good. Click the link to see an interview they did back then HERE. Now apparently Becky mustve gotten tired of tryna give Frank her goodies while his momma and daddy were upstairs pretending not to listen or Frank finally got tired of Becky biting his magic stick with her snaggle tooth but either way,they are OVA! But get this (it gets better) apparently, After Flav and Frank, Becky finally decided to go cross over to the other side and NOW has a GIRLFRIEND she plans to marry (via her Twitter) and Frank isn't too torn up about it on his considering he "supposedly"is looking to start production for his own show "Entertainer of Love" coming out in January of next year (via his Twitterings). Not sure what men think this is really a loss for mankind but hey, everybody is out there for somebody. Good luck to the both of them I guess.
Skittles

Duct Tape and Vaseline

Get away from my mother?!? I didn't see any women, not a one, in this video. Hell, I didn't see any men either. And when did men(using the word loosely) start calling other men(again) bitches? Miss Tangerine Pants is pretty upset, somebody must've stole his red confetti, blue mascara with the diamonds. Peep around the 2:10 mark after Tangi gets slammed to the ground, she's proceeds to cross her legs to show how much of a lady it is. Snap fo tha kids!
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Worst Ish I've Ever Seen

All I wanna know is did anyone actually watch this video before it was released. It is terrible, in every sense of the word. This song was too hot for some straight garbage as video like this. Hope he didn't actually pay for this crap. The director needs to be fired(Kanye) and this shit video needs to be remade, start to finish. Still looking out for the album though.


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How You Dewin uuumkay

Ne-Yo must've been on some real deep shit the other night cuz Ms Thang decided to stop in the middle of his concert the other night in Manchester to break down crying and then left the middle of the show. Earlier reports have him showing up late as hell (try 2am) and doing a song and a half.It's either (Wo)Man Troubles, Illness or PMS ((c) Fresh)? Either way I can't call it but you make you own conclusions after you watch the vid.

Skittles

Dumb Ass of the day

I just saw this on the news:

A Staten Island teen learned the hard way that texting and walking can be just as dangerous as texting and driving.

Alexa Longueira, 15, was walking with a friend and was texting when she fell down an uncovered sewer manhole on Victory Boulevard in Travis on Wednesday, according to the Staten Island Advance. She fell down the open hole with sewage at the bottom, suffering some scrapes on her arms and back.

"It was 4 or 5 feet, it was very painful. I kind of crawled out and the DEP guys came running and helped me," Longueria recounted to the Advance. "They were just, like, 'I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

The Department of Environmental Protection said workers had left the manhole unattended for just a moment to get some cones from the truck, but the agency was doing a full investigation.

"We regret that this happened and wish the young woman a speedy recovery," DEP spokeswoman Mercedes Padilla said in a statement. She added that crews were flushing a high-pressure sewer line at the time.

Workers are supposed to block off worksites or mark them with warning signs.

The Susan E. Wagner High School sophomore was look at by doctors at Staten Island University hospital and released.

However, the girl's family says they are filing a lawsuit, though on what grounds is still unclear. Her mother, Kim Longueira, argues the fact that her daughter was walking and texting is irrelevant, and, while luckily the sewer was not full at the time, the ‘gross' factor still can't be ignored.

"Oh my God, it was putrid," she said. "One of her sneakers is still down there."


Skittles

Sooo...

Ya girl Beyasha is supposedly in talks to star in "Obsessed 2" according to MediaTakeOut.com:


July 15, 2009. Beyonce is expected to make her way back to the big screen.

MediaTakeout.com just learned that Bey and her management are hard at work trying to negotiate a deal to have her star in the sequel to her movie Obsessed.

In case you forgot, Obsessed was the Fatal Attraction type thriller that she made earlier this year with actor Idris Elba.

Well according to our snitch, Beyonce is expected to pull in big bucks to star in the flick.

And get this – the plot of Obsessed 2 is rumored to have Beyonce cheating on her husband. And she’ll be stalked by her lover.

Now we have to admit - this whole Obsessed series is just plain silly. But you know we’ll be the first one on line to catch it.

I personally did not go to see the first flick (becuase when I spend 7 of my dollars and 50 of my cents, I do not want to see sub-par acting with an overhyped name) but I will make it a personal mission of mine to NOT go anywhere near a movie theater if anyone throws money at her to make this bullshit. Now I may be pursaded in being interested in bootlegging it if Sasha make an appearance (sans the damn leotard she always is outfitted in) and does some hood shit like bust out somebodies windows or some shit.
Skittles

Deadbeat Daddy Alert!!!

Ladies, the two menses you see below may look enticing (to some) but just be forewarned: THIS IS THE FACE OF A SORRY ASS DEADBEAT BABY DADDY!!!





Akon was just recently featured on Maury Povich and it was determined that He IS the father" of a jumpoff's six month old child. The problem is that the jumpoff and her lawyers are having trouble finding him to serve him with child support enforcement paperwork. It went as far as trying to have him served while he was at Michael Jackson's memorial service last week to no success.



Mr. Nasty Nas (who is a repeat offender to this list becuase he has an older daughter that is floating around somewhere with her momma who was last seen selling herself off as the hip-hop "helen of troy" to make ends meet) basically just told is currently pregnant soon to be ex wife singer Kelis to "get the fuck outta here" with the supposed $10,000 a month she was asking for in child and spousal support. He "claims" that she was lying when she reported in court papers that he received upwards of $11 million for his last album on Def Jam (I believe it, Jigga look like he woulda ok'ed some shit like that) and really it was barely close to $4 mil and he would be willing to give her $5,000 a month in support. Now this is just sad as all hell. Both of these two "men" are too trifling to come outta pocket and do for their own kids? Akon should be ashamed considering he's been spreading that motherland seed kinda thin (supposedly the man has a few wives) for a while now he cant afford one more kid??? Nas is just sorry as all fuck cuz he can afford both kids but just dont want to. This just goes to show you the down falls of groupie love. I do not support this type of fuckery right here. Sad
Skittles

What the Hell is this???

Training Time Out!!! What in the holy christmas tree hell is this fuckery?? I peeped this on C+D (shout out to Fresh) and immediately wondered what the hell does this have to do with vampires. Not to mention the fact I was subjected to a reenactment of the Sexy (Sus)Pect debacle that took place a while back. I cannot stand to see another grown ass man (gay or straight) rollin his ass around like a set of 24's or poppin, droppin it or shakin it or givin a poor unsuspecting piece of furniture the business. This shit has got to stop.
Skittles

Who Let The Dogs Out!?!?

WTF! Who the hell told these woolly mammoth-esque broads that they looked good. I am certain no one came to that conclusion using any one of their five functioning senses. I'll even throw in one more, common sense! Common sense should tell you not to wallow, roll, slither your robust ass out of the house looking like a nylon version of the Michelin Man. I'm surprised they weren't harpooned on their way to go and ruin these poor young menses nights, and lives, and induce irreversible damage to their eye sights. Ugh, just disgusitng! How dare they!


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