Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Don't Shoot The Messenger...





This is the most luxurious shit you will ever have the privilege to lay your sorry eyes on in your sad little lives. This should have received more coverage than that sham of a quickie wedding that took place this weekend (which I refuse to name whose becuase its gotten mre than enough coverage by more "mature" media outlets than this one) in LA. Enjoy more below and throw no shade.





You People....



I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


Skittles

Damn! Damn! Damn!



Just when I thought it was safe to start leaving my Vikkies and toothbrush back in his house, my future ex husband/soon to be babby daddy Reggie Bush has gotten back together with Kim Kardashian. Real Talk: Kim was feelin herself a bit too much and forgot that the only reason she was relevant after the sex tape intrest wore off was the fact Reggie was beating her down. Once her sisters started becoming a bit more popular (for being loose booty whores too) she went crawling back to Reggie so that she could take the shine off of her sister quickie marriage to Lamar Odom this past weekend. What a hater. Hope is just a publicity stunt so my Reggie can come back to me and we can have a quickie marriage and just as quick divorce (with a "accidental" pregnancy in between). Fingers crossed


Skittles

Ladies Take Note:




So reading up on one of my favorite sites I happened to catch this note (via her Twitter of course, cuz what better way to communicate personal family issues than in a public forum, Go head girl! ) from Mashonda (aka Mrs Swizz Beatz) to Ms. Keys asking her to own up to her homewrecking scalawag ways. She didn't go in on her like you would expect but she put her ass on blast and told her point blank that she is a homewrecking ass heifer who needs to get at her, Real Talk. Check out the letter to the heifer in question:

After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat, I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I've never reached out to her on twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I've reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response. The 1st time I meet AK, my husband introduced us to each other at an event. ( I have no choice but to call him my husband, until he is not anymore) In the messages that I sent to her (AK), I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. Its been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive, is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son.

I was a fan of AK's last album, we were both signed to J Records and I always checked up on her projects. I sang her songs and admired her for creating Superwoman and Karma, I would never deny her, her talent. I believed in her until I found out she was possibly sleeping with my husband. The affair was denied by both, until it was finally admitted months later.

Already I can hear some of you saying " why are u blaming her, You cant make someone leave their wife, You cant break something thats broken". Well, my marriage was not broken, as far as I knew we were celebrating our sons birth and getting ready to celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary . Call it blind love, whatever. I call it being a devoted wife.. As far as me blaming her and not blaming him, thats false. Me and my husband have worked out our differences. We are in a good place as people and as parents. I accept his choices and I am comfortable enough with myself to move on. I am so very blessed in many ways.

My concern with AK is no longer the fact that she assisted in destroying a family but that she has the audacity to make these selfish comments about love and wanting to be with someone, even after knowing their situation. How is this the same Superwoman that I sang out loud with in my truck? I ask myself sometimes.

If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage. You know that I asked you to step back and let me handle my family issues. Issues that you helped to create.
Im not saying everything was perfect all the time but no relationship is perfect. We made a vow to God and I believe you should have respected that, as a woman. I know you owe me or my son nothing but I just wish you would've handled things more carefully. I'm not judging you, I put you and the whole situation in the hands of God, the Higher Power. Just know that as a woman, I expected so much more from you. I never had intentions on reaching out to you this way but after reading your twits tonight, and the constant disregard, you left me no choice. I feel that after 1 and a half years of you hiding this affair and acting like it doesnt exist, that now is the time to confront it, since you talk so openly about it now

This is not a publicity stunt, I dont have a record coming out. I just need to close this chapter in my life and that means confronting our issues. There is a small child involved. His dad loves him to death and he wants to spend more time with him but hes afraid because he knows we don't have a relationship. This is my main concern. My son NEEDS his dad and I NEED to be comfortable with you. For him!

I know many will see my point and many will not be able to look into what's real because they only want to see Alicia Keys the celebrity, not the human. This is not for the "people", this is for you. Like I said I was left no choice but to reach out to you this way. By now, Im sure you want to find a balance in this as well.

I read your tweets tonight and I felt they were very insensitive. You have no idea how much pain I was caused because of this affair. Its baffling to me that you don't understand what I might have gone through with this situation. I dont consider myself a victim anymore, Ive learned alot from this! I just ask you to try and be a bit more realistic and delicate to the situation, at least until my divorce is final. I felt me attending the party would have been a starting point for us, since you shook my hand after I offered it, but I suppose I was wrong.

If its so, that you and my husband are meant to be together, then God bless you both and I hope you never have to deal with what I did. I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you two being together forever is the case, its more of a reason for us to get along, because I'm not going anywhere. Theres a child to be raised.

To answer your tweet, choose smart over spark. Sparks burn everyone, be smart! Its simple actually, just think of the shoe being on the other foot.

Stay blessed and lets work this thing out with respect and dignity.

Skittles

Wipe Me Down



I saw this (at work of course becuase thats where the best internet surfing is done) and almost had to go excuse myself. Trey Songz (Yuuuppp)is looking better than a Snickers Bar to a fat bitch after the gym. Enjoy!






Skittles

Tragic Fuckery



While looking around on some of my favorite more "immature" media websites, I came across this gem of a video. Now Im going to ignore the fact that there is a grown ass man walking around calling himself "Lingerie" (Where they do that at? Florida apparently) but also something that closely resembles a swamp rat speaking about putting things in his ass and choking broads. The cut to "Where the Wild Things Are" that the swamp rat starts cuffin up and well I pretty much lost intrest after that cuz I already know how this ends. some huffing, sweating, and ungodly things went down in a hotel room somewhere.

Skittles

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kim, Kim, Kim.. Nooooo!!!



In keeping with the other post I figured I start off with this tragic ass foolishness. Kim need not to use that swamp gutter she calls a v-jay jay to entice men to let her "sing" anymore becuase frankly my ears cant bear anymore.

Skittles

JSYK

The next few posts will be just tragic messes.. so continue to read (or watch) at your own risk.. send all negative comments to my email at idontgiveashit@idontgiveafuck.com

Skittles

New Hot Ish!!!



Just. Press. Play. (I noticed that I didnt hear NeNe on the track)

Skittles

Monday, September 7, 2009

Ugggghhhhh!



Everyone's favorite little nappy head Beyasha was spotted walking around in some airport LOOKING. LIKE. THIS. Id like to draw attention to the fact the old dude to the right (is that Toure and quick side note, did anyone know he was MARRIED???) is lookin at B like WTF?? Also I'd like to point out how everyone is quick to get on Solo and her choices on how she comes out her house but at least her low fade stays on point. Someone in the wig crypt get on their job IMMEDIATELY and fix this infraction. B you got too much money to be walkin around look SUPER basic like you waitin til payday to get your weave redone. I end with these words of wisdom: Tighten the fuck up! More fuckery below:




Skittles

Saturday, September 5, 2009

This is Old But I Need a Good Laugh




When looking for some other shit online one day I stumbled across this and it stole my heart and took my breath away. If you have not shit else better to do sit here and watch the whole thing but if you pressed for time or some shit, click on any one of these and you will feel how I felt. Enjoy!



















Skittles

Hoe Its A Recession.. We Need To Make Things Happen in 09




When I first saw this I was picked up off the floor but I feel the concept. Old girl breaks it down so not too much I need to say. Unfortunately, somewhere this is some birds ring back tone right now.
Skittles

Fuckery. Never. Ends.

I was swag surfing at work and caught this on my twitter crush Lil Creole Pimp blog. Normally I would post this under Friday Fuckery but its Saturday so we shall file this under Shit on Saturday. Enjoy!



Skittles

Hello All

Sorry for the delay in posts, we got real shit to do.. matter of fact half of ya'll are reading this at work and know good and damn hell well you got shit you need to be doing.. We are gonna get our shit together and get back on this blog thing in a few but we appreciate ya'll for riding with us until then..

Skittles

Day Late, Dollars Too Short



Happy "28"th (smirks) birthday Beyonce (I wonder does Sasha have the same birthday?)! I dont have too much more to say on that one and only becuase all blogs are contractually obligated to acknowledge September 4th as a big deal (read the fine print on shit sometimes people). With that being said Beyasha, I dedicate this to you:



Skittles