Somone Please Call 911...

Why lord why?? This shit makes me so uncomfortable because I can imagine ol' boy following behind her in the airport, down the street as she walking, and a few other things of that nature that fall into a stalkerish nature but im sure my counterpart would lead you to believe that this is probably the best song ever. Knowing her, she probably co-wrote, produced and is in development for the video right now. SMH

Skittles

Ugggghhhhh!

Everyone's favorite little nappy head Beyasha was spotted walking around in some airport LOOKING. LIKE. THIS. Id like to draw attention to the fact the old dude to the right (is that Toure and quick side note, did anyone know he was MARRIED???) is lookin at B like WTF?? Also I'd like to point out how everyone is quick to get on Solo and her choices on how she comes out her house but at least her low fade stays on point. Someone in the wig crypt get on their job IMMEDIATELY and fix this infraction. B you got too much money to be walkin around look SUPER basic like you waitin til payday to get your weave redone. I end with these words of wisdom: Tighten the fuck up! More fuckery below:




Skittles

Day Late, Dollars Too Short

Happy "28"th (smirks) birthday Beyonce (I wonder does Sasha have the same birthday?)! I dont have too much more to say on that one and only becuase all blogs are contractually obligated to acknowledge September 4th as a big deal (read the fine print on shit sometimes people). With that being said Beyasha, I dedicate this to you:



Skittles

No Bey, No!

I am saddened to say that Beyonce whore this monstrosity at a show in Vegas. Why Bey, why? I don't know where they found this customized bird cage w/the metallic gray leotard underneath, but I tell you it is absolutey horrendous. I only have two words for the stylist of this wardrobe:


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Vintage Beyonce

I am ashamed to say, but I haven't posted anything about my girl in weeks. I know you all are as hurt by that as I am. Let me take one second to gather myself...k, I'm back. Now, while I was sitting her thinking of the greatness that is Beyonce, I remembered what it was that lured me to stan her. Below is the video for Crazy In Love, the recreation of Beyonce. Say what you want, but at least Miss Tina's Deluxe Bedazzler Kit w/ bonus Rainbow Sequins and Glitter wasn't used for the wardrobe in this video. So there! Pure fabulosity, bitches.

Beyoncé - New Music - More Music Videos

I am proud to say that I have performed this dance routine with Bey hundreds of time. Here she is doing the live, as only she can!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

A quick Moment of Advertising

Follow my friend Lil Creole Pimp and his daily trial and tribulations of fuckery on Twitter or his blog. He actually has a life ( mainly consisting of busting hoes in the face for talking slick about Beyasha and being the getaway driver for his granny and things of that nature) so he does not update his blog like we do here but yet and still great when he does post. Check him out and you'll be addicted too.

Skittles

Bey Who?

Not sure if this is really a man or woman but truly I could give two shit if he/she was both as long as this bitch keeps sounding like this becuase this ladies and (zest)gentlemen is the TRUTH. Bey better watch her back if WP is blowin like this.

Skittles

Throwback Thursday Video of the Day

This video used to be my SHIT!!!! I was in well, that's really none of ya'll damn business but needless to say that it brings back memories of bein in school and I had a big ass crush on this boy that I wanted to notice me sooo bad and finally (this was the beginning of the end,) at the end of the school year, he was mine! (I hit him with the old "Do you like me, check yes no or maybe" note in class)Aside from that I chose this vid cuz this was back in the days when Beyasha was part of a
group and only had one person in her head and no one had given Ms. Tina her first Bedazzler yet (sigh). only thing to make it better would be a young Solo gettin Jiggy in the background too and baby Juelz on a slow creep past that house. Enjoy my trip down memory lane!

And Part One for those of you who like that one too. Happy Thursday!

Skittles

Come Now, Let's Be Original at Least

The group above you see is Richgirl. They have a catchy little "girl power" tune (if that's your thing click the vid to watch, me, not so much) thats making the rounds on MTV Jams about once a month. As I sat and watched this, I could help but notice something (and I could be wrong) but they kinda of all resemble broke ass versions of other singers. One looks like a Beyasha knock off, One looks like Kelly Rowland (one of the founding members of the "Little Engine that Could Clique) was beat in the face, another one looks like one of the girls in The Dream produced group Electrik Red (How'd their album do, anyone know if it went metal?) and the other affirmative action chick looks like the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls if she ate and was broke. And then the video looks like they got the cheap version of Beyasha's coreographer to do the video. I just wanna know why someone in their right mind (or high off some of that good good) try to put shit like this out in the world and expcet it to work? We already have a professional swagger jacker (Robyn?) in the game. Kindly go back to wardrobe, hair, and make-up try this shit again.

Skittles

Comedic Moment of the Day

Let me start off your Monday morning right with this shit right here. I follow this lovely individual on Facebook, Myspace (yes I still have a damn Myspace but I barely go to it) and Twitter for a good laugh (and he's not bad on the eyes even if he is How you doin). So because this is my shit (and yours too, my partner in fuckery) and I'll abuse it how I see fit, I am posting a blog just for B!



Skittles

For your Viewing Pleasure...

I came these lovely indiviuals as i was searching for something else on YT but once I saw this I was not only intruiged but also inspired almost to the point that I wanted to take it back to my high school days and go to a dance class (and this is in spite of the music in the background). One of the choreographers has a blog too so we will be featuring it in our Blogroll so check it out.

Enjoy a few more vids:





And the best for last:

Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey

I know this is not brand new, but I have to support the Knowles/Carter klan. Not just for Bey, I am and have always been a huge fan of Jay-Z. So, without further ado, here's Jay's D.O.A.(Death of Autotune). I hope all of these "artists" get the hint.

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Ladies and Gentlemen...Or One In The Same

Hi there, I know it's been a while since you heard from me, sorry about that. A couple of days ago I came across a post from some biddy talking slick the baddest biotch shaking her magnificent lacefronts around packed arena stages(not at your local Golden Corral dining area on seafood night like some people who do not need to be named...Ciara). I was appauled, how dare she throw dirt on Beyonce's multi-colored, leopard print, bedazzled name. How dare she?!? Does she not know that Miss Sasha fierce is the epitome of the R&B/Pop diva genre, not any of these other untalented hermaphrodites, roosters, or tattooed Mary J. wannabe ass skeezers. She is killing it in the game, no matter how hard you try to deny it. Kisses!!!

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Sooo...

Ya girl Beyasha is supposedly in talks to star in "Obsessed 2" according to MediaTakeOut.com:


July 15, 2009. Beyonce is expected to make her way back to the big screen.

MediaTakeout.com just learned that Bey and her management are hard at work trying to negotiate a deal to have her star in the sequel to her movie Obsessed.

In case you forgot, Obsessed was the Fatal Attraction type thriller that she made earlier this year with actor Idris Elba.

Well according to our snitch, Beyonce is expected to pull in big bucks to star in the flick.

And get this – the plot of Obsessed 2 is rumored to have Beyonce cheating on her husband. And she’ll be stalked by her lover.

Now we have to admit - this whole Obsessed series is just plain silly. But you know we’ll be the first one on line to catch it.

I personally did not go to see the first flick (becuase when I spend 7 of my dollars and 50 of my cents, I do not want to see sub-par acting with an overhyped name) but I will make it a personal mission of mine to NOT go anywhere near a movie theater if anyone throws money at her to make this bullshit. Now I may be pursaded in being interested in bootlegging it if Sasha make an appearance (sans the damn leotard she always is outfitted in) and does some hood shit like bust out somebodies windows or some shit.
Skittles

So with that being said

I am not above posting anything to do with my girl Solange (cuz she's great) and if by extension I have to do a Beyonce-related post, I will do that. This post is just that (Shout out to Fresh over at C+D):


Solo's pride and joy was out shopping with his granny and auntie this past weekend in LA and me posting this is a.)a psuedo- shout out to my twitter fam (LCP, ect.) and b. ) to show that I can still be congenial and shit.
Skittles

Just to be Clear...

Now sooner or later those of you who read this will come to find out that my partner and I who run this blog have a slight difference of opinion when it comes to a certain entertainer. She openly stans for her in every open forum she can and in private she reenacts the entire "Beyonce Exprience" and "Beyonce: Live from Wimbeldon (or whatever)" in her bedroom at night. I on the other hand can appreciate her singing talents but im not moved by the rest. She feels the same way about Ciara that I feel about Beyonce but somehow we manage to be friends regardless. With all that said you can probably say its a pretty safe bet that there will not be too many "positive" posts coming from me about Beyasha (combination of her and Sasha who I would totally stan for if she was a real person and not a figment of Beyonce's imagination when shes off her damn meds) Please revert all negative comments to idontgiveashit@gostraighttohell.com

Sincerely,
Skittles

Oh No He Didn't

I was done for the day, but I had to comment on something that I read over on Media Take Out. Apparently Jayceon is running his yap about Jigga and my girl Bey.

Here is what this fool had to say:
Got The Camel in a choke hold.
Try to son me – I ain’t from NYC,
You can’t even have a child by your Destiny

I didn’t mean to take a shot at Bey,
I backed out – like Jay did Free

HE DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE A SHOT AT BEY!!! Well he sure as hell did! Whose business is it if they cannot procreate with one another? I don't think this shit is funny, some shit you don't make fun of. He needs to sit down with a tutor and learn how not to try to squeeze 16 bars into one of his long ass rap lines.

And he may want to be quiet before somebodies goes in on him and this broad. She put all his shit out and played his ass!!! Ha! Oh, and by the by, that is a nice blouse he is wearing!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Beyonce's Latest Video

Uh, not sure what to say about this. I am a big, huge, gigantic fan of Beyonce, but the yes men she has behind this here video concept needs to be fired. And as for the gold-plated Wonder Woman ensemble, Bey(sigh!) slide that shit to the back of the closet. Luv ya tho'!

http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbGV2_8Yqg4