Showing posts with label Hoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hoes. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tragic Fuckery



While looking around on some of my favorite more "immature" media websites, I came across this gem of a video. Now Im going to ignore the fact that there is a grown ass man walking around calling himself "Lingerie" (Where they do that at? Florida apparently) but also something that closely resembles a swamp rat speaking about putting things in his ass and choking broads. The cut to "Where the Wild Things Are" that the swamp rat starts cuffin up and well I pretty much lost intrest after that cuz I already know how this ends. some huffing, sweating, and ungodly things went down in a hotel room somewhere.

Skittles

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hoe Its A Recession.. We Need To Make Things Happen in 09




When I first saw this I was picked up off the floor but I feel the concept. Old girl breaks it down so not too much I need to say. Unfortunately, somewhere this is some birds ring back tone right now.
Skittles

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Real Chance at Queerosexual Love



What the hale?!? These grown ass women are arguing and fighting like sixteen year old school girls. They oughta be ashamed, and I oughta be ashamed for watching. Unfortunately, I am not. These clowns get on TV and make complete asses of themselves, and see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Now, this argument erupted over nothing,and the girl throwing the blows didn't have anything to do with it. For some reason she thinks she is hood though. Uh, not so much! And the heffa running her mouth trying to start shit didn't even see it coming. Uh...andwhat's up with the crocodile tears. She did all that yapping and wasn't even prepared for the mini-ass whipping she received.



Via WorldStarHipHop
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Friday, July 31, 2009

Payback is a BITCH!!

Note: EM WENT IN ON NICK AND MARIAH ON THIS TRACK!!



For a while I thinkin "Damn, Em game recognize game and you lookin real unfamiliar" when there was no response to Mimi and the whole "Obsessed" song and video but now Marshall has restored my faith back to when he was slashing bitches throats and draggin them in the woods and shit. Mariah, if you had relations with Marshall, its not the worst thing you've done in life (Glitter anyone?). Its a fact that at least once in your life you as a woman will do some type of hoe shit (wether it be physical or mental, the choice is yours). Either admit it and move on or STFU before he go in on you like Curtis (Magillia Gorilla) did to Ja Rule and shatters and resemblance of a career you still have. Interscope Records is full of goons who look for shit to fuck up a persons career and you dont need them doing that to your so, (oops) bust it (shit, sorry) husband Nick.

Kim K. and Reggie Bush Call It Quits




Pat y'all weave ladies! Kim Kardashian and the fine chocolate specimen that is Reggie Bush have broken up, awww! Good for him, I wonder what made him finally come to his senses?! Maybe he watched her dry ass porno with the Kong King himself(did you see that thing). That smut (Kim)loves attention, and he doesn't seem to be too into it. And anyone that would release a sex tape of themselves is not someone you want to take home to momma. And if it was unintentional, why did she introduce herself in the beginning?!? Hmmm, watev. I'm sure she'll suck off some young black athlete to pay for her next nose job. You know she flips through them like pages in a phone book. And Reggie can go back to being sexy again because he sure as hale lost points dragging that trashy ass leech around Hollywood. Congrats!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Just Cuz I Can



I just saw this up top and it made this song below pop into my head for some reason. Enjoy my ignorance!!!



Then I found this shit right here:

Skittles

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Super, uh Karrine,



Now I will personally tell you that I cannot in good conscience talk bad about Ms. Steffans. She is a real chick and unfortunately you ignoramus individuals like to all her all types of derogatory terms because for a short period in her life she was sticking and moving all through hip hop's finest which half of you hoes out here would do the same as soon as they came to your town (Keep it real). My only real issue with her is the fact that she take on a defensive approach like she was never a hoe (Hey a spade is a spade, I'll call it is) in life. But I digress, Peep Ms. Thang do press for he new book (which is nothing like the last two) called "The Vixen Manuals: How To Find, Seduce, and Keep The Man You Want" on "The Today Show. Im just mad they didn't let someone intersting interview her like hhmmm Jamie Foxx.

Take a listen why (Explicit Language):










Skittles

Who's Real??



Ms O'day was spotted taking time out from whatever the hell she does now that Ciroc Obama (Diddy) drop kicked her ass outta Danity Kane to do a photo (shop) shoot for Paper magazine. We can't but notice that she's looking a bit more....fuller in the back area. I beleive she may have invested either butt pads, back shots, or dime curves (the female supplement for hoes tryna get that ass fatter) What do you all think? Is Aubrey the new Whooty in these streets??
Skittles