WOW, Who knew?

Mase Makes Puff Release Him In The Middle of V103's Ryan Cameron Show from shudduptv on Vimeo.

Who wouldve ever thunk that Pastor Ma$e would be G enough to strong arm Ciroc Obama himself??? Watch as he ambush dude on video and Diddy does the smart business man move and signs the papers. Watching this several things came to mind:

1. When Ma$e was on the way there, I wonder was he playing Usher's new jawn "Papers"?

2. Speaking of which, did you notice at the 2:30 mark the big ass pic of him (Usher)on the wall in the studio?

3. Were you secretly hoping that Diddy was gonna:
A. ball up the paper and throw it in Ma$e's face
B. Bitch slap him
C. All of the above
or was I alone in this?

4. Why did Ma$e look so scared for?

5. Notice how all this going on and them damn dumb ass Dirty Money broads still sat there oblivious to the whole thing. If this was not a sure sign from the Lord to run, I dont know what else they would need.

6. I wonder what Diddy said to him after he signed it? (I personally was some real G shit but who knows)

7. Why was this not a damn trending topic???

8. So since Ma$e hasnt done anything relevant in damn near 12 years musically(and if any one of you mention anything about Curtis the Gorilla you have no soul and don't love your mother you dirty bastards), what did this really accomplish?

9. What's next for Mason??

10. Who knew that pastors got down like this?? If all of them took cues from him, the building fund would stay stacked up...

Enjoy the vid and if you can anwser these questions please dont hesitate to comment

Skittles

Bron, Bron WTF?

If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

Skittles

Chicken George

This fucking coon! He loves chicken so much he wants to marry it?!? Are you fuckin serious? This fucka just sent us back out into the cot damn cotton fields with this shit. I may as well put on my moo moo and apron because I am damn sure about to be somebodies fucking mammy. I am thoroughly offended in every aspect. Who thought that this would be a good idea, and whose Huggies money funded this bufoonery? Some little snotty nosed bastard is running aroung in a pissy ass pamper just because daddy wanted to go over his minutes on his camera phone to "create" this sin against humanity. Shameful!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Dumb Ass of the day

I just saw this on the news:

A Staten Island teen learned the hard way that texting and walking can be just as dangerous as texting and driving.

Alexa Longueira, 15, was walking with a friend and was texting when she fell down an uncovered sewer manhole on Victory Boulevard in Travis on Wednesday, according to the Staten Island Advance. She fell down the open hole with sewage at the bottom, suffering some scrapes on her arms and back.

"It was 4 or 5 feet, it was very painful. I kind of crawled out and the DEP guys came running and helped me," Longueria recounted to the Advance. "They were just, like, 'I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

The Department of Environmental Protection said workers had left the manhole unattended for just a moment to get some cones from the truck, but the agency was doing a full investigation.

"We regret that this happened and wish the young woman a speedy recovery," DEP spokeswoman Mercedes Padilla said in a statement. She added that crews were flushing a high-pressure sewer line at the time.

Workers are supposed to block off worksites or mark them with warning signs.

The Susan E. Wagner High School sophomore was look at by doctors at Staten Island University hospital and released.

However, the girl's family says they are filing a lawsuit, though on what grounds is still unclear. Her mother, Kim Longueira, argues the fact that her daughter was walking and texting is irrelevant, and, while luckily the sewer was not full at the time, the ‘gross' factor still can't be ignored.

"Oh my God, it was putrid," she said. "One of her sneakers is still down there."


Skittles