Friday, July 31, 2009

Drake NOOOOO!!




BREAKING NEWS: Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy was just rushed to the hospital after falling out onstage and was carried off stage. My twitter folks are going crazy speculating as to what exactly caused him to fall like a ton of bricks. Some say it was he tripped over Wayne, others say it he fell out while asking for forgiveness for the "Every Girl" BET fiasco and "Best I Ever Had" video. No word yet but it could have been he was doing some of the moves in the vid from my previous post. Seems like this is just not the summer for old boy. Will keep you posted.

Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:



Im just posting this for fucks sake.

Skittles

My Take on RHOA

Oh so my homie has giving her take on the "Real Hood (wanna-be) Rich Broads Who Stay Somewhere in Georgia(?)" It was pretty tame and predictable until the last fifteen minutes when Sharee got gully with Ms. Anthony (who was givin me fivah!) and it almost got hood. The fight ALMOST was on par with the subsequent fight that stemmed from "Ribgate 09" between Kay and my heart Kyle but all in all I could have givin two shit if the true body and soul of the show had not made and apprearance mere SECONDS into the show and was absoulutely FAB! Missed it? Here it is:


Also, here is one of the best reviews of the show:


Skittles

Bow Wow, WTF were you Thinking?



NY STAND UP! The Voice of The Young People (in her head) Lil Mama was seen out and about (this century) rockin some Patra dookie braids while out and about last night. There is no way in 2300 Jackson Street hell that you will catch a regular bitch (c) lilduval such as myself out rockin this shit to be "different". Glowstick swag not approved. Back to the dressing room and try again.

Oh and peep how normal decent people such as Letoya Luckett were reacting to this monstrosity:



Notcie how the side eye says "I want nothing to do with this shit"

Skittles

No Eating Here Tonight



This took place in India and the two you see gettin beat like they stole something is a couple of "teens" (id please) trying to get it in but got caught. If this had happened to me when I was young after that kinda ass whoopin, I wouldnt be looking at a pentis til about 77 or so..They dont play overseas but I know if I ever come home and catch my baby w/ some little boy tryna stick his mail in my child slot, some shit like this is bound to pop off.

Skittles

Payback is a BITCH!!

Note: EM WENT IN ON NICK AND MARIAH ON THIS TRACK!!



For a while I thinkin "Damn, Em game recognize game and you lookin real unfamiliar" when there was no response to Mimi and the whole "Obsessed" song and video but now Marshall has restored my faith back to when he was slashing bitches throats and draggin them in the woods and shit. Mariah, if you had relations with Marshall, its not the worst thing you've done in life (Glitter anyone?). Its a fact that at least once in your life you as a woman will do some type of hoe shit (wether it be physical or mental, the choice is yours). Either admit it and move on or STFU before he go in on you like Curtis (Magillia Gorilla) did to Ja Rule and shatters and resemblance of a career you still have. Interscope Records is full of goons who look for shit to fuck up a persons career and you dont need them doing that to your so, (oops) bust it (shit, sorry) husband Nick.

How to Be A Hoe Bag



Is this hoe for real?!? SMH @Kathy Lee Gifford saying she has a colorful past. AKA, you are and were a slimy, sleezy, slithering slut! Would you take advice from a bum on how to be a successful millinaire? How about make up tips from Mr."New York" Pollard. Uh, not so much! So why would I listen to somebody that spreads as easy as Country Crock about how to get and/or keep a man?!? Like she knows! What steady relationship has she been in, ever, that didn't involve banging dudes for money and coke?!? Now she wants to act all brand new like she doesn't have enough sperm swimming around in her to create another species of smut. Who exactly does she think she's fooling? If anyone actually takes this broad seriously, I feel sorry for you and your complete lack of morals and standards. What a tramp!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Freaky Friday

Hello. A new addition to the blog will be Freaky Friday. We will post music videos, or songs, from various artists that make you wanna run and get your ass in a hot shower(not the tub 'cause you won't wanna soak in your own filth). First installment, Usher w/rading Places. Enjoy!



And just to keep it in the family...





via YouTube
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

What Is the World Coming To?


SAN ANTONIO - The scene was so gruesome investigators could barely speak: A 3 1/2-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom of a single-story house, three of his tiny toes chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out. Otty Sanchez, 33, apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts before stabbing herself.

This is truly sad, and sick. The child wasn't even a month old and this crazy broad murdered him. A poor defenseless baby, God rest his soul. And they charged this woman with capital murder? I hate to say it, but something is obviously wrong with her. No one in there right mind could do something like this. She needs to go somewhere and get the help that she needs. Unfortunately I don't think prison is that place, not right now, anyway. Just sad.


Source

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Kim K. and Reggie Bush Call It Quits




Pat y'all weave ladies! Kim Kardashian and the fine chocolate specimen that is Reggie Bush have broken up, awww! Good for him, I wonder what made him finally come to his senses?! Maybe he watched her dry ass porno with the Kong King himself(did you see that thing). That smut (Kim)loves attention, and he doesn't seem to be too into it. And anyone that would release a sex tape of themselves is not someone you want to take home to momma. And if it was unintentional, why did she introduce herself in the beginning?!? Hmmm, watev. I'm sure she'll suck off some young black athlete to pay for her next nose job. You know she flips through them like pages in a phone book. And Reggie can go back to being sexy again because he sure as hale lost points dragging that trashy ass leech around Hollywood. Congrats!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 Premiere

Hello ladies, and gentlemen. Sorry for the lack of posts in the last couple of days. Work has been kind of hectic. But anyway, I'm back now.

As you all know, Season 2 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta premiered last night. And it was good, I guess. Ne Ne and Sheree both have new places, Lisa is trying to fertilize her 38 year old eggs, and Kandi is engaged to be married to a man with more kids than the Jacksons(not really, he ONLY has SIX).Unfortunately for Kim, nobody is feeling her and her Miley Cyrus wig anymore.

So, for those of you who may have missed it, I took the liberty of posting it for you below, via YouTube. Enjoy!











Peep the way Sheree "represented" for Cleveland. Uh, thanx, I guess.

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Miss Honey!



First off, since Im back from my simple ass break and dont got shit else to do, Im online surfing ho shit late and I just seent this on Kyle (from College Hill fuckery) Ustream and it made my damn night! If you can make it past the beehive, Check the tangerrific backup dancers lookin like "do it bitch!". Notice the YT man (a judge?) looking like he enjoy that shit (* gives the "I call Bullshit" side eye) Shit like this is why I do what I do. When I saw this, my heart damn near dropped into my damn toes. I cant even caption this shit so I will just post this and let you enjoy this beautiful sight. Keep watching Kyle on his USTREAM or follow him on his Twitter.

Then he had the nerve to show us this shit via YouTube

Skittles

Gorilla Goth



What in the hale?!? What in the lime green, black mesh, long-sleeved hale? What am I looking at? Oh my gosh, I can't see!!! OMG!! Now this bitch knows she is wrong. Dead Azz Wrong(shot out)!! She could've at least done SOMETHING ELSE with her hair. I haven't seen a fan in 12 years! And is that a neck choker, or a diamond(cough!) necklace? I wanna know who was strong enough to be the photographer of this photo shoot. And is he or she okay, cause I'm not! She doesn't even look like she's proud to be taking this picture, and quite frankly, she shouldn't be. Shit! I'm ashamed to be looking at it! Shame on me! I'm going to get the bleach and Greased Lightening to flush my eyes out. Peace!!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Ass Spray?



Uh, can we say shower?!? How about bath!?! Water hose?!? Anything but this quick fix, rash in a bottle shit they trying to push off on us. Who the fuck is going to order this? If your ass stinks, wash it! Don't try to spray the coochie and coin slot(ass crack) Febreze over it! That is gross! And I know they didn't try to spray the musty funk balls juice off a pair of worn boxer drawers. WTF!?! And if they stink after washing them, you need to carry your ass to the doctors office because you got problems. And look at the motherfucker they got to vouch for the product. Seriously?!? Lord help us all!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Screamin' Diva



I know this is a little old, but it is still funny as hell. This man is a certified queen!!! All he is missing is his tiara and gown, which I'm sure is hanging in the back of his closet next to his Wonder Woman costume. I mean shit, I can't even scream like that. It was scary though, I probably wouuld've shit myself! What?!? At least I'm not frontin'!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Miss J. Alexander



Earlier today, I was channel surfing when I came across some re-runs of ANTM(America's Next Top Model, that is, for you culturally challenged readers out there).
Miss Jay, Miss Jay, Miss Jay! Luv ya much, but this is not a face that should be on a fashion show, or even TV for that matter. I know the girls on the show are desperate, even more so now given that it has turned into nothing short of a circus. It would have to be desperation for me to listen to her giving me advice about anything. Look at her, looking like Bubbles the chimp. She is proud though, can't knock that. And her gams are FIERCE!!!

Vintage Beyonce



I am ashamed to say, but I haven't posted anything about my girl in weeks. I know you all are as hurt by that as I am. Let me take one second to gather myself...k, I'm back. Now, while I was sitting her thinking of the greatness that is Beyonce, I remembered what it was that lured me to stan her. Below is the video for Crazy In Love, the recreation of Beyonce. Say what you want, but at least Miss Tina's Deluxe Bedazzler Kit w/ bonus Rainbow Sequins and Glitter wasn't used for the wardrobe in this video. So there! Pure fabulosity, bitches.



I am proud to say that I have performed this dance routine with Bey hundreds of time. Here she is doing the live, as only she can!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Movie to See: Orphan




I'd seen the previews a thousand times and was a little skeptical, but not so much anymore. If you wanna see a really good movie that will keep you on the edge of your seat, go see this one. And the how yo doin' commentary from the movie goers didn't hurt much, either. Now, I am not into spoilers, but check out the preview below.


(It is reminiscent to the Good Son, don't ya think)
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Friday, July 24, 2009

So Now You Wanna Fight?



Allegedly Young Berg has been playing slap a hoe. Here is what Chelsea Berry, the alleged victim, had to say:
"[Young Berg] striked (sic) me with the palm of his hand, like about three times. On my head, on my eye, and I was falling back like, ‘What did I do? What did I do? And that’s when he told me to leave…
Then (his friend) Sincere was like, ‘Calm down, I’ll give her a ride.’ … (We) end up driving all the way up this hill in the middle of nowhere, I had no idea where I was at, and [Young Berg] tells me to get out.
I was crying and saying ‘I’m gonna get you back. I’m about to call my friends when I get out.’ And that’s when Berg gets out and comes over to me and says he’s sorry, and then he grabs my phone and throws it and my phone (was) completely shattered.”

Young Berg is tough now? I guess the only person he can actually fend himself against is a woman. Especially given the fact that he has been punked by everybody in the free world, from Emmanuel Lewis to Suge Knight. Too bad he couldn't fight off the goons who got away with his precious chain. And never mind the fact that this young lady has the diction of my four year old niece, that has nothing to do with this. Bless her little heart for trying, though.
Oh yeah, and I didn't forget about that dark butt comment either. Black is beautiful, ole' ass ignant bitch!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Not So New Music



So NOT a big fan of K.C.. The only reason I ever actually paid any attention to this song was because of Monica. I really like Monica, she's one of the girls that can truly sing, but is not getting as much attention as she should be. Baby MJB, uh, not so much. And look at Keyshia sittin there with Boobie's(Daniel Gibson) jersey on, tryna be slick and shit. Uh, what's up with the tattoos, though. To each his own, I guess.
Check out the "vintage" vids from Miss Thang.










xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Big Fockin' Deal



OMG!!! LeBron got dunked on by some college kid, so what!?! What, is he gonna be put into the Guiness Book of World Records? Uh, not so much! Let's not forget when LeBron(and a lot of other players in the league) was college aged, he was dunking on people left and right. What's the big deal, he is not invinsible. It wasn't the first and it will not be the last time, I'm sure. Get over it! LeBron IS STILL THE SHIT! Now put that in your pipe and smoke it!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

So Ima just post this right here....






....and let Jesus take the wheel. All comments are welcome

Taken from you know you dead azz wrong!!!

Skittles

Duct Tape and Vasaline: Part Two





Chile let me tell you when I read this I was too through (wish we could find video):

A Chicago gay men's beauty pageant ended in blood after a judge, unhappy with the results, beat another judge with the trophy while one of the contestants assaulted him with a sharp object, the Chicago Tribune reports. The victim suffered a broken jaw and required stitches on his hand:

"Leroy Tinch (left), 28, of the 2200 block of Emerson Street in Evanston and Anthony Johnson (right), 23, of the 8200 block of Keating Avenue in Skokie were both charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm, a class one felony, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office. The men were ordered held on $75,000 bond by Circuit Court Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil. Prosecutors said the men were at the pageant at 3350 W. Jackson Blvd., where Johnson was a contestant and Tinch was a judge. Johnson allegedly became angry with another judge after he voted for different contestant, grabbed the trophy and hit the judge in the head with it. Tinch then jumped in and began hitting the judge with a sharp object (a knife, according to NBC), cutting him over his left eye, Conklin said."

Skittles

R.I.P




Im sad to find this out because I've been a fan of his books since high school:

E. Lynn Harris, the best-selling Arkansas author known for contemporary stories about African-Americans, died today during a West Coast book tour. His personal assistant confirmed an unspecified health event this morning, but said she was awaiting word from the scene before providing specifics..

Arkansas Sports 360 provided the first formal report that Harris had died. The item did not cite a source, but Harris was close to the UA Athletic Department and had worked as coach and sponsor of the cheerleaders. Black Voices later confirmed the report, citing a spokesman for his publisher.

Word of the health event began making the rounds on Twitter earlier in the morning.

Born in Michigan, Harris grew up in Little Rock. He attended the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville, where he was the school's first black cheerleader. He continued to be a diehard Razorback fan. He has taught adjunct courses in the English department, most recently last fall.

His latest book, "Basketball Jones," is about the gay lover of an NBA star. Says the publicity blurb: "In Basketball Jones, E. Lynn Harris explores the consequences of loving someone who is forced to conform to the rules society demands its public heroes follow. Filled with nonstop twists and turns, it will keep readers riveted from the first page to the last." According to his website biography, Harris, 54, divides his time between Fayetteville and Atlanta.

Taken from Arkansas Times

Skittles

This is How Shit Gets Started



One of my favorite celebs Ciroc Obama (Diddy aka Puffy,aka Puff Daddy, aka Sean John aka, ...) was on David Letterman being messy as hell and spilling tea gir! Watch how he tries to make it seem like MJ was really tryna "filet mignon" Beyasha's goodies. I don't buy it for one second! Diddy may wanna watch his back before Jay inhale him with those big ass nostrils for talkin slick about Mrs. Carter.

Skittles

Gyrating Gone Wrong



Damn, this is embarrassing! This poor heffa thought she was about to go on stage to get her loins greased by this young skrippa man. Uh, not so much! Instead she got her 2B, extra silky, no need to wash before wearing Yaki snatched off her head. Notice the look of shock on Mr.Spektaclar's(made that up) face when he dewigged her ass. Priceless! Then, he proceeds to pull on her little nony tail instead. Awww! Bet she'll splurge next time and put some bobby pins in that shit.
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Gold Star for Breaking the Mold!



My girl Sol-Angel decided to say Fuck ypu halfway hoes, Ima go harder than the rest of you, and chop off ALL HER HAIR. Can't really say I would jump on this train and do the same but I love it on her. And it's her own hair color (Amber Rose has to dye her shit every color of the rainbow for attention for something other than being Kanye's sperm depository) Ladies, what's your opinion, you think you could chop it all off? I would've love to see Ms. Tina's expression when she saw it. I imagine she dropped her bedazzler and clutched her pearls.

Skittles

Momma No!



Eddie, you need come get your child cuz this shit right here is a mess. Necole You know how you (driving,, walking, waiting at the bus stop, ect.) down on MLK Blvd. (your city here, USA) and see some bird dressed with her swag game proper. Lace front fresh, shoe game right, and fit on point. Then all of a sudden you see this hoe got one (or more) of Bebe's kids looking like baby Angel Iris above. Mel B. you know you need yo ass beat, that's why you're trifin ass walkin in the back. And also note that old girl stole the swag of a professional swagger jacker? How's that shit feels Rhi-Rhi?

Skittles

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Bron, Bron WTF?



If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

Skittles

A quick Moment of Advertising




Follow my friend Lil Creole Pimp and his daily trial and tribulations of fuckery on Twitter or his blog. He actually has a life ( mainly consisting of busting hoes in the face for talking slick about Beyasha and being the getaway driver for his granny and things of that nature) so he does not update his blog like we do here but yet and still great when he does post. Check him out and you'll be addicted too.

Skittles

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Bey Who?



Not sure if this is really a man or woman but truly I could give two shit if he/she was both as long as this bitch keeps sounding like this becuase this ladies and (zest)gentlemen is the TRUTH. Bey better watch her back if WP is blowin like this.

Skittles

Throwback Thursday Video of the Day



This video used to be my SHIT!!!! I was in well, that's really none of ya'll damn business but needless to say that it brings back memories of bein in school and I had a big ass crush on this boy that I wanted to notice me sooo bad and finally (this was the beginning of the end,) at the end of the school year, he was mine! (I hit him with the old "Do you like me, check yes no or maybe" note in class)Aside from that I chose this vid cuz this was back in the days when Beyasha was part of a
group and only had one person in her head and no one had given Ms. Tina her first Bedazzler yet (sigh). only thing to make it better would be a young Solo gettin Jiggy in the background too and baby Juelz on a slow creep past that house. Enjoy my trip down memory lane!

And Part One for those of you who like that one too. Happy Thursday!

Skittles

Come Now, Let's Be Original at Least




The group above you see is Richgirl. They have a catchy little "girl power" tune (if that's your thing click the vid to watch, me, not so much) thats making the rounds on MTV Jams about once a month. As I sat and watched this, I could help but notice something (and I could be wrong) but they kinda of all resemble broke ass versions of other singers. One looks like a Beyasha knock off, One looks like Kelly Rowland (one of the founding members of the "Little Engine that Could Clique) was beat in the face, another one looks like one of the girls in The Dream produced group Electrik Red (How'd their album do, anyone know if it went metal?) and the other affirmative action chick looks like the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls if she ate and was broke. And then the video looks like they got the cheap version of Beyasha's coreographer to do the video. I just wanna know why someone in their right mind (or high off some of that good good) try to put shit like this out in the world and expcet it to work? We already have a professional swagger jacker (Robyn?) in the game. Kindly go back to wardrobe, hair, and make-up try this shit again.

Skittles

Baby, Let's Get It Together





So it seems Nas (aka Deadbeat Daddy) had some trouble trying to see his son come into the world yesterday. The soon to be ex- Mrs. Jones told old boy 'uh, not so much" when he got to the hospital. Being a baby momma myself, I totally understand the urge to NOT want his (sorry lying, cheating you fill in the blank) ass around you but (some of yall bitter ass broads may want to go to another blog right now) all personal feelings aside, its not about you boo. Kelis, one day when that little boy is older you're gonna have to explain why daddy wasn't there when he was born and hon he aint gonna understand or give two flying shits about what the hell YOU and him were going through at the time. Not to mention deadbeat or not, you were the one who bust that p*ssy open and brought it back to get little man here. Stop holding onto the shit between you two and do what you can for you child. All that said congrats and good luck.

Skittles

Just Cuz I Can



I just saw this up top and it made this song below pop into my head for some reason. Enjoy my ignorance!!!



Then I found this shit right here:

Skittles

WP are funny too...



So anyone bother to watch "I Love Money 2"??? Then I'm sure all five of you know what the hell I'm talking about: Well on the show apparently there was a more than just competing for money going on. The writers scripted fo, damn um, cast members Buckwild and Entertainer "fell in love" and at the reunion show this past May,it looked like things were still going good. Click the link to see an interview they did back then HERE. Now apparently Becky mustve gotten tired of tryna give Frank her goodies while his momma and daddy were upstairs pretending not to listen or Frank finally got tired of Becky biting his magic stick with her snaggle tooth but either way,they are OVA! But get this (it gets better) apparently, After Flav and Frank, Becky finally decided to go cross over to the other side and NOW has a GIRLFRIEND she plans to marry (via her Twitter) and Frank isn't too torn up about it on his considering he "supposedly"is looking to start production for his own show "Entertainer of Love" coming out in January of next year (via his Twitterings). Not sure what men think this is really a loss for mankind but hey, everybody is out there for somebody. Good luck to the both of them I guess.
Skittles

Giddy Up!




The lovely sexy "young thang" you see above is Junk (I kid you not), one of the attention seeking whores vying to let either Real or Chance (or both, who knows) "filet mignon that p*ssy" til death (or an STD) does them part on the upcoming season of "Real Chance of Love 2: Back In the Saddle"premiring next week on the Shuck and Jive Network (VH1). I cant fully support checking for this one only becuase things don't look like they will bode well for me the viewer or the acto, um , cast in terms of entertainment factor after last season when Chance kicked both of his girls to the curb and Real (dumb ass) dropped Bay Bay Bay for Fargo and OMG! (big shocker) things didn't work out. (very original VH1). But if one of my real favorite shows goes to reruns or something or I'm home on a Saturday and ain't sit else to do, I may peep the fuckery. Click the link to see the rest of these basic lookin bargin basement hoes via VH1

Skittles

Monday, July 20, 2009

Chicken George



This fucking coon! He loves chicken so much he wants to marry it?!? Are you fuckin serious? This fucka just sent us back out into the cot damn cotton fields with this shit. I may as well put on my moo moo and apron because I am damn sure about to be somebodies fucking mammy. I am thoroughly offended in every aspect. Who thought that this would be a good idea, and whose Huggies money funded this bufoonery? Some little snotty nosed bastard is running aroung in a pissy ass pamper just because daddy wanted to go over his minutes on his camera phone to "create" this sin against humanity. Shameful!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Kid Cudi ft.Common and Kanye



When I first heard this song,I thought it was a remix to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face". I'm feeling it though, and the video is cute, too. See what happens when you step outside of the box, good things happen. Cleveland stand up!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Comedic Moment of the Day



Let me start off your Monday morning right with this shit right here. I follow this lovely individual on Facebook, Myspace (yes I still have a damn Myspace but I barely go to it) and Twitter for a good laugh (and he's not bad on the eyes even if he is How you doin). So because this is my shit (and yours too, my partner in fuckery) and I'll abuse it how I see fit, I am posting a blog just for B!



Skittles

Who the F*ck Is That?





I'm currently conducting a study as to what exactly a certian Ms. Teyana Taylor is known for and sadly (to my dismay) nothing is coming up. So far here is what I have came up with:

1. Friends with Trey Songz, Bow Wow, Chris Brown (who may or may not be replacing Rhi-Rhi as his current boxing "partner") Omarion and some other prepubescent (my word of the day) looking R&B singers.

2. When you Google her, the only thing that comes up about her is her "hit" song "Google Me Baby" which up until yesterday I was not even aware was a actual song.

3. Was featured on an episode of "My Super Sweet 16 (lookin like the 80's threw up on her tacky ass) and in the "She Got Her Own " video last year (But they had a lot of little knowns and has beens so thats not a big accomplishment)

4. Spends an awful amount of time on Twitter, Ustream and other various social networking sites doing absolutely nothing.

5. Has a very thick mannish mustache which left untreated probably spouts into a full grown beard.

(If you can further help me establish why the fuck people pay attention to this Stranger Bitch (c)B. Franklin)

Not much for somone who seems to stay relvant a little too often. Recently she was involved in a beef (via Twitter) with Vannessa Simmons (Rev. Run's oldest daughter and seems like an all around wonderful person *giggles*). Im gonna classify this chick as an attention seeking whore for face time until I seen proof of otherwise. She is taking valuable time away from Ci-Ci, Beyasha, Keri, Key- Key and other relavant chicks who ARE in the game.


Here's a song from her and C. Breezy (wat up Fig?) Talent or not, I'll leave it to you:



Skittles

So um ..Yeah



Ciroc Obama, his bust it baby and some flunkies were spotted this weekend in NYC for the Q-Tip concert. Check how everybody is chill as hell except the basic lookin bitch ((c) Lil Duval) between Dawn and Cassie. Anyone know who she is??? O and check Dawn (who here looks like a prepubescent boy c. 1980's) poppin off talking about how she don't like her money clean or some shit. Girl boo, you know your broke ass still tryna see residuals from Danity Kane's FIRST single (fuck the album). And of course Cassie has her trademark blank stare behind Diddy (BTW, I'm curious as to why not one single has dropped off this "Last Train to Paris album as I'm sure all 17 his real fans will wanna go cop as soon as humanly possible) probably wondering when he bout to go bust that pussy open again so she can get some studio time.

Skittles

Saturday, July 18, 2009

R&B Rewind

Just wanted to take it back a few years, back when vocal abilities were a prerequisite to being an artist.

MoKenStef- He's Mine


XScape- Who Can I Run To


SWV- Weak


Tevin Campbell- Can We Talk


And last, but certainly not least, Whitney And Mariah.


I know I forgot a lot of artists, but there will definitely be a Part 2.


Tyler Perry has been really busy these days, really proud of him. With the production company, TV shows, and movie after movie, he's like super man.
Below is his latest movie, Precious, with Mariah Carey, Mo'Nique and Paula Patton. Not really an avid fan, but I'll look out for this one.


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Duct Tape and Vaseline


Get away from my mother?!? I didn't see any women, not a one, in this video. Hell, I didn't see any men either. And when did men(using the word loosely) start calling other men(again) bitches? Miss Tangerine Pants is pretty upset, somebody must've stole his red confetti, blue mascara with the diamonds. Peep around the 2:10 mark after Tangi gets slammed to the ground, she's proceeds to cross her legs to show how much of a lady it is. Snap fo tha kids!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Real Housewives of Atlanta Mini Preview



As we all know, season two of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in rapidly approaching. With Sheree and NeNe's financial woes, Lisa supposedly trying to get hers and Keith Sweats kids, Kim's weave, and Kandi Burress trying to take her spot, this has got to be good. Wonder if Li'l Miss Piggy, I mean Tiny, will make a guest appearance on the show.
Mark your calendars, July 30th is a hood holiday!
This clip really doesn't say much, but hopefully that doesn't reflect what's to come.

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

President Obama


Time to take a break from the booty shaking vids and absorb some knowledge. President Barack Obama addresses the 2009 NAACP Convention in New York, New York at the 2009 Freedom Fund/Spingarn Awards. Yes We Did!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Worst Ish I've Ever Seen



All I wanna know is did anyone actually watch this video before it was released. It is terrible, in every sense of the word. This song was too hot for some straight garbage as video like this. Hope he didn't actually pay for this crap. The director needs to be fired(Kanye) and this shit video needs to be remade, start to finish. Still looking out for the album though.


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow



WTF is going on, did I miss something. All of a sudden half bald headed rooster is in style, you gotta be kidding me. What is it with the chop chop look all of a sudden. And of course the little copycat had to go and do it, too. This is one trend you do not have to worry about me following.

Kelis did it first(I think she can pull off anything)


Cassie


La La


Teyana Taylor(I kind of like this)

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

For your Viewing Pleasure...



I came these lovely indiviuals as i was searching for something else on YT but once I saw this I was not only intruiged but also inspired almost to the point that I wanted to take it back to my high school days and go to a dance class (and this is in spite of the music in the background). One of the choreographers has a blog too so we will be featuring it in our Blogroll so check it out.

Enjoy a few more vids:





And the best for last:

All Hail the King




I don't know what everyones gripe with LeBron is, he is an extraordinary athlete, a prodigy even. So what if he's a little arrogant, should he not be? He is certainly not the only player in the league who is smelling himself. He comes and plays his heart out and shows emotion. So what if he cries after losing one of the biggest games of his career, who wouldn't. GROWN MEN DO CRY!

Ocho Cinco


T.O.

TMac


Enough said, let just remember that he is an amazing athlete...



and at least he does have a sense of humor

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Technical Foul



Seems like unless you or your daddy got some $$$ you fucked in the game. Jojo Simmons (son of RUN DMC from man Rev. Joesph "Run" Simmons) and member of some group name "Team Blackout" (member them? Don't fret, I don't either) got off after tryna black out his car windows w/ weed smoke (via MTV):

He was caught by officers rolling up some of nature’s finest on May 8 while sitting inside his BMW on New York’s Upper West Side. Police said he attempted to flee in the car, nearly backing into an NYPD cruiser in the process, which led to charges of resisting arrest as well as drug possession, reckless endangerment and criminal use of drug paraphernalia.

But after seeing most of the serious charges tossed out one day after his arrest, he cut a plea deal with prosecutors on Thursday and was sentenced to serve one day of community service for disorderly conduct, a violation, according to a spokesperson for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office
.

What in the hell kinda bullshit is that? Had he been Jojo Johnson son of Pookie Johnson who USED to carry crates for RUN DMC back in the day, he would be getting his ass tore out the frame (literally) by some nigga named Bo or some shit. Where is the lesson in a day of community service??

How You Dewin uuumkay



Ne-Yo must've been on some real deep shit the other night cuz Ms Thang decided to stop in the middle of his concert the other night in Manchester to break down crying and then left the middle of the show. Earlier reports have him showing up late as hell (try 2am) and doing a song and a half.It's either (Wo)Man Troubles, Illness or PMS ((c) Fresh)? Either way I can't call it but you make you own conclusions after you watch the vid.

Skittles

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Faces From The Past: B2K



Now I know to some folks this is old as hell but I ran across this last night and it still is funny as all shit (maybe a bad choice of words considering) to me. I wonder why the show never aired. I would've loved to see the "truth" come out. In the meantime, enjoy this fuckery!
Skittles

Sexual Chocolate!



Ladies (and Gentlemen) give your eyeballs (and your panties) a treat with the promo pics for Terrell Owens' new reality show premeiring next month on VH1. Except for those ashy ass feet, I think that this is a fine specimen right thurr. Word is he's supposedly off Team Snow Bunny and back playing for his own team and dating model Jessica White so sistas if things don't work out you may have a better chance than Becky nowadays.

Skittles

Dumb Ass of the day

I just saw this on the news:

A Staten Island teen learned the hard way that texting and walking can be just as dangerous as texting and driving.

Alexa Longueira, 15, was walking with a friend and was texting when she fell down an uncovered sewer manhole on Victory Boulevard in Travis on Wednesday, according to the Staten Island Advance. She fell down the open hole with sewage at the bottom, suffering some scrapes on her arms and back.

"It was 4 or 5 feet, it was very painful. I kind of crawled out and the DEP guys came running and helped me," Longueria recounted to the Advance. "They were just, like, 'I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

The Department of Environmental Protection said workers had left the manhole unattended for just a moment to get some cones from the truck, but the agency was doing a full investigation.

"We regret that this happened and wish the young woman a speedy recovery," DEP spokeswoman Mercedes Padilla said in a statement. She added that crews were flushing a high-pressure sewer line at the time.

Workers are supposed to block off worksites or mark them with warning signs.

The Susan E. Wagner High School sophomore was look at by doctors at Staten Island University hospital and released.

However, the girl's family says they are filing a lawsuit, though on what grounds is still unclear. Her mother, Kim Longueira, argues the fact that her daughter was walking and texting is irrelevant, and, while luckily the sewer was not full at the time, the ‘gross' factor still can't be ignored.

"Oh my God, it was putrid," she said. "One of her sneakers is still down there."


Skittles

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

My Anthem For The Summer.. Til I Get Right Anyway...

My twitter homie Fresh put this on Twitter (follow me
www.twitter.com/kprince1) last week and it got stuck my head so I had to share it before I went to Krispy Kreme's uh, hit the gym . Skinny hoes sit down and eat. Fat bitches are still in style. This should be the opening music for Mo'Nique's show that comes out on BET later this year.



And just in case you forgot how Ms. Mo Nique can get down, here's a refresher:



BIG GILRS STAND UP! but not too fast we know yall fuck around and fall off balance it'll be some shit!!

Time for Some Twitter Advertising

Anyone remember Kyle from the past season of "College Hill: South Beach" ??? His "How you doin" swag is proper so I couldnt help but to follow his ass on Twitter. He has a USTREAM account and it is hilarious!!!! Go follow his Twitter or watch his broadcast on USTREAM (LIVE) anytime after 10pm.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thatdamnkwash
Skittles

Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey



I know this is not brand new, but I have to support the Knowles/Carter klan. Not just for Bey, I am and have always been a huge fan of Jay-Z. So, without further ado, here's Jay's D.O.A.(Death of Autotune). I hope all of these "artists" get the hint.

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Just cuz



I didnt even feel like bothering to see had Ci Ci done anything anywhere of any importance to anyone today but just cuz I have reached my (stomach's) fill of Beyasha today I decided to just post a Ci Ci cuz she could take a shit in the middle of Peachtree Street and (as long as she could find a way to make a catchy dance step or two afterwards) I would still think she's great and the hell with everyone who doesn't feel the same
Skittles

Ladies and Gentlemen...Or One In The Same



Hi there, I know it's been a while since you heard from me, sorry about that. A couple of days ago I came across a post from some biddy talking slick the baddest biotch shaking her magnificent lacefronts around packed arena stages(not at your local Golden Corral dining area on seafood night like some people who do not need to be named...Ciara). I was appauled, how dare she throw dirt on Beyonce's multi-colored, leopard print, bedazzled name. How dare she?!? Does she not know that Miss Sasha fierce is the epitome of the R&B/Pop diva genre, not any of these other untalented hermaphrodites, roosters, or tattooed Mary J. wannabe ass skeezers. She is killing it in the game, no matter how hard you try to deny it. Kisses!!!

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Sooo...




Ya girl Beyasha is supposedly in talks to star in "Obsessed 2" according to MediaTakeOut.com:


July 15, 2009. Beyonce is expected to make her way back to the big screen.

MediaTakeout.com just learned that Bey and her management are hard at work trying to negotiate a deal to have her star in the sequel to her movie Obsessed.

In case you forgot, Obsessed was the Fatal Attraction type thriller that she made earlier this year with actor Idris Elba.

Well according to our snitch, Beyonce is expected to pull in big bucks to star in the flick.

And get this – the plot of Obsessed 2 is rumored to have Beyonce cheating on her husband. And she’ll be stalked by her lover.

Now we have to admit - this whole Obsessed series is just plain silly. But you know we’ll be the first one on line to catch it.


I personally did not go to see the first flick (becuase when I spend 7 of my dollars and 50 of my cents, I do not want to see sub-par acting with an overhyped name) but I will make it a personal mission of mine to NOT go anywhere near a movie theater if anyone throws money at her to make this bullshit. Now I may be pursaded in being interested in bootlegging it if Sasha make an appearance (sans the damn leotard she always is outfitted in) and does some hood shit like bust out somebodies windows or some shit.
Skittles

Super, uh Karrine,



Now I will personally tell you that I cannot in good conscience talk bad about Ms. Steffans. She is a real chick and unfortunately you ignoramus individuals like to all her all types of derogatory terms because for a short period in her life she was sticking and moving all through hip hop's finest which half of you hoes out here would do the same as soon as they came to your town (Keep it real). My only real issue with her is the fact that she take on a defensive approach like she was never a hoe (Hey a spade is a spade, I'll call it is) in life. But I digress, Peep Ms. Thang do press for he new book (which is nothing like the last two) called "The Vixen Manuals: How To Find, Seduce, and Keep The Man You Want" on "The Today Show. Im just mad they didn't let someone intersting interview her like hhmmm Jamie Foxx.

Take a listen why (Explicit Language):










Skittles