Sorry for the Wait

Hello world, First off we must apologize for the way too long absence but damnit we got real life shit to do so dont judge us. Secondly, if youve been sitting here since our last post constantly checking to see if we've posted new shit the first let us thank you and second may I personally suggest you find some type of hobby away from your damn computer as well to occupy your damn time. Lastly please know that we post this with a very BIG announcement. We're coming bacckk!!! New fuckery has arisen and we would be remiss if we stayed away any longer, plus we know yall asses missed us so get ready, get set, and be prepared for the shade throwing and shit talking coming your way!

You People....

I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


Skittles

Tragic Fuckery

While looking around on some of my favorite more "immature" media websites, I came across this gem of a video. Now Im going to ignore the fact that there is a grown ass man walking around calling himself "Lingerie" (Where they do that at? Florida apparently) but also something that closely resembles a swamp rat speaking about putting things in his ass and choking broads. The cut to "Where the Wild Things Are" that the swamp rat starts cuffin up and well I pretty much lost intrest after that cuz I already know how this ends. some huffing, sweating, and ungodly things went down in a hotel room somewhere.

Skittles

This is Old But I Need a Good Laugh

When looking for some other shit online one day I stumbled across this and it stole my heart and took my breath away. If you have not shit else better to do sit here and watch the whole thing but if you pressed for time or some shit, click on any one of these and you will feel how I felt. Enjoy!



















Skittles

Fuckery. Never. Ends.

I was swag surfing at work and caught this on my twitter crush Lil Creole Pimp blog. Normally I would post this under Friday Fuckery but its Saturday so we shall file this under Shit on Saturday. Enjoy!



Skittles

Live from Cell Block C!

First off sorry for the delay in posts, my fellow partner if fuckery both are on our grind to make sure we dont have to resort to doin hoe shit in orders to make ends meet in this recession. Clifford is on lockdown still makin a buzz in the streets. Apparently he is still feelin some type of way about his first baby momma and bored lookin at those four walls since you know he aint coming out of his cell (avoiding gettin his cookies took) so he decided to write a song about her on a new mixtape called " T.I. Live From Forest City Correctional Facility". The lyrics are kinda tough. I wonder if this will start a new trend of rappers making diss track and starting beefs with their former bust it babies. Next up should be Rick Ross and both of them birds he reproduced with. Then Nas aka "Mr Father of the Year (ha!) should drop a track about Kelis and Carmen. I would love if Diddy made one for about all 600 of the women he spread his seed on/in. But the sour cream on the top of the nachos would be Jay-Z FINALLY talking about this secret child he has. The wig crypt would make that track as hard to get as lost ark in Indiana Jones and shit. Peep the actual lyrics from the song:

I’m in a public tug of war for dough I struggled for,
I owe money for my sons, honey and nothin’ more,
Do much more than average for my sons
And you just ignore, in fact, you can get off your ass and work
If you don’t wanna be f*cking poor That’s not quite the issue is it?
It’s that we don’t f*ck no more,
That’s ’sposed to be you who buying houses, picking out decor
That’s ’sposed to be you in Bentley’s, Fendi and Dior
That’s your problem, just accept it,
You and I are never more
And forever we never will,
Just try your best to deal
I rolled around wit you for years and I regret it still
And well, since you ain’t let yourself know,
You look a mess,
Just let yourself go I guess…

Saints, Begin the March to Hell Right About...Now!

If this aint the (funniest) most fucked up shyt you've ever seen, please let me know what is and send it to me. This is exactly how the "saints" in church will run up on you before during and after service and sound just like home gurl above. Is all good until shortly thereafter, they gossipin about Deacon Jones and Sister Lee comin into chruch together in the same car wear the same clothes from the fish fry the night before and shit..SMH

Skittles

Real Chance at Queerosexual Love

What the hale?!? These grown ass women are arguing and fighting like sixteen year old school girls. They oughta be ashamed, and I oughta be ashamed for watching. Unfortunately, I am not. These clowns get on TV and make complete asses of themselves, and see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Now, this argument erupted over nothing,and the girl throwing the blows didn't have anything to do with it. For some reason she thinks she is hood though. Uh, not so much! And the heffa running her mouth trying to start shit didn't even see it coming. Uh...andwhat's up with the crocodile tears. She did all that yapping and wasn't even prepared for the mini-ass whipping she received.



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Bunch of Ignant Muhfuggas

I first saw this the other day on Mediatakeout.com and then again on WorldStarHipHop. This "documentary" in pure bufoonery, nothing more, nothing less. Hopefully this isn't a real project, because I'd hate to see a complete compilation of the ignorance that these fools are spewing. The fact that not one person in this "documentary" made any sense whatsoever has me thinking exactly what the point of it is. They gathered a bunch of trash from around one complex who all have egos that are entirely too big for their persons, because I didn't see a dime piece anywhere in sight. Just a bunch of low budget, ghetto, uneducated fools! Shameful.
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