WOW, Who knew?

Mase Makes Puff Release Him In The Middle of V103's Ryan Cameron Show from shudduptv on Vimeo.

Who wouldve ever thunk that Pastor Ma$e would be G enough to strong arm Ciroc Obama himself??? Watch as he ambush dude on video and Diddy does the smart business man move and signs the papers. Watching this several things came to mind:

1. When Ma$e was on the way there, I wonder was he playing Usher's new jawn "Papers"?

2. Speaking of which, did you notice at the 2:30 mark the big ass pic of him (Usher)on the wall in the studio?

3. Were you secretly hoping that Diddy was gonna:
A. ball up the paper and throw it in Ma$e's face
B. Bitch slap him
C. All of the above
or was I alone in this?

4. Why did Ma$e look so scared for?

5. Notice how all this going on and them damn dumb ass Dirty Money broads still sat there oblivious to the whole thing. If this was not a sure sign from the Lord to run, I dont know what else they would need.

6. I wonder what Diddy said to him after he signed it? (I personally was some real G shit but who knows)

7. Why was this not a damn trending topic???

8. So since Ma$e hasnt done anything relevant in damn near 12 years musically(and if any one of you mention anything about Curtis the Gorilla you have no soul and don't love your mother you dirty bastards), what did this really accomplish?

9. What's next for Mason??

10. Who knew that pastors got down like this?? If all of them took cues from him, the building fund would stay stacked up...

Enjoy the vid and if you can anwser these questions please dont hesitate to comment

Skittles

Kim, Kim, Kim.. Nooooo!!!

In keeping with the other post I figured I start off with this tragic ass foolishness. Kim need not to use that swamp gutter she calls a v-jay jay to entice men to let her "sing" anymore becuase frankly my ears cant bear anymore.

Skittles

New Hot Ish!!!

Just. Press. Play. (I noticed that I didnt hear NeNe on the track)

Skittles

Real Chance at Queerosexual Love

What the hale?!? These grown ass women are arguing and fighting like sixteen year old school girls. They oughta be ashamed, and I oughta be ashamed for watching. Unfortunately, I am not. These clowns get on TV and make complete asses of themselves, and see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Now, this argument erupted over nothing,and the girl throwing the blows didn't have anything to do with it. For some reason she thinks she is hood though. Uh, not so much! And the heffa running her mouth trying to start shit didn't even see it coming. Uh...andwhat's up with the crocodile tears. She did all that yapping and wasn't even prepared for the mini-ass whipping she received.



Via WorldStarHipHop
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My Take on RHOA

Oh so my homie has giving her take on the "Real Hood (wanna-be) Rich Broads Who Stay Somewhere in Georgia(?)" It was pretty tame and predictable until the last fifteen minutes when Sharee got gully with Ms. Anthony (who was givin me fivah!) and it almost got hood. The fight ALMOST was on par with the subsequent fight that stemmed from "Ribgate 09" between Kay and my heart Kyle but all in all I could have givin two shit if the true body and soul of the show had not made and apprearance mere SECONDS into the show and was absoulutely FAB! Missed it? Here it is:


Also, here is one of the best reviews of the show:


Skittles

Kim K. and Reggie Bush Call It Quits

Pat y'all weave ladies! Kim Kardashian and the fine chocolate specimen that is Reggie Bush have broken up, awww! Good for him, I wonder what made him finally come to his senses?! Maybe he watched her dry ass porno with the Kong King himself(did you see that thing). That smut (Kim)loves attention, and he doesn't seem to be too into it. And anyone that would release a sex tape of themselves is not someone you want to take home to momma. And if it was unintentional, why did she introduce herself in the beginning?!? Hmmm, watev. I'm sure she'll suck off some young black athlete to pay for her next nose job. You know she flips through them like pages in a phone book. And Reggie can go back to being sexy again because he sure as hale lost points dragging that trashy ass leech around Hollywood. Congrats!
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Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 Premiere

Hello ladies, and gentlemen. Sorry for the lack of posts in the last couple of days. Work has been kind of hectic. But anyway, I'm back now.

As you all know, Season 2 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta premiered last night. And it was good, I guess. Ne Ne and Sheree both have new places, Lisa is trying to fertilize her 38 year old eggs, and Kandi is engaged to be married to a man with more kids than the Jacksons(not really, he ONLY has SIX).Unfortunately for Kim, nobody is feeling her and her Miley Cyrus wig anymore.

So, for those of you who may have missed it, I took the liberty of posting it for you below, via YouTube. Enjoy!











Peep the way Sheree "represented" for Cleveland. Uh, thanx, I guess.

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Miss Honey!

First off, since Im back from my simple ass break and dont got shit else to do, Im online surfing ho shit late and I just seent this on Kyle (from College Hill fuckery) Ustream and it made my damn night! If you can make it past the beehive, Check the tangerrific backup dancers lookin like "do it bitch!". Notice the YT man (a judge?) looking like he enjoy that shit (* gives the "I call Bullshit" side eye) Shit like this is why I do what I do. When I saw this, my heart damn near dropped into my damn toes. I cant even caption this shit so I will just post this and let you enjoy this beautiful sight. Keep watching Kyle on his USTREAM or follow him on his Twitter.

Then he had the nerve to show us this shit via YouTube

Skittles

WP are funny too...

So anyone bother to watch "I Love Money 2"??? Then I'm sure all five of you know what the hell I'm talking about: Well on the show apparently there was a more than just competing for money going on. The writers scripted fo, damn um, cast members Buckwild and Entertainer "fell in love" and at the reunion show this past May,it looked like things were still going good. Click the link to see an interview they did back then HERE. Now apparently Becky mustve gotten tired of tryna give Frank her goodies while his momma and daddy were upstairs pretending not to listen or Frank finally got tired of Becky biting his magic stick with her snaggle tooth but either way,they are OVA! But get this (it gets better) apparently, After Flav and Frank, Becky finally decided to go cross over to the other side and NOW has a GIRLFRIEND she plans to marry (via her Twitter) and Frank isn't too torn up about it on his considering he "supposedly"is looking to start production for his own show "Entertainer of Love" coming out in January of next year (via his Twitterings). Not sure what men think this is really a loss for mankind but hey, everybody is out there for somebody. Good luck to the both of them I guess.
Skittles

Giddy Up!

The lovely sexy "young thang" you see above is Junk (I kid you not), one of the attention seeking whores vying to let either Real or Chance (or both, who knows) "filet mignon that p*ssy" til death (or an STD) does them part on the upcoming season of "Real Chance of Love 2: Back In the Saddle"premiring next week on the Shuck and Jive Network (VH1). I cant fully support checking for this one only becuase things don't look like they will bode well for me the viewer or the acto, um , cast in terms of entertainment factor after last season when Chance kicked both of his girls to the curb and Real (dumb ass) dropped Bay Bay Bay for Fargo and OMG! (big shocker) things didn't work out. (very original VH1). But if one of my real favorite shows goes to reruns or something or I'm home on a Saturday and ain't sit else to do, I may peep the fuckery. Click the link to see the rest of these basic lookin bargin basement hoes via VH1

Skittles

Who the F*ck Is That?

I'm currently conducting a study as to what exactly a certian Ms. Teyana Taylor is known for and sadly (to my dismay) nothing is coming up. So far here is what I have came up with:

1. Friends with Trey Songz, Bow Wow, Chris Brown (who may or may not be replacing Rhi-Rhi as his current boxing "partner") Omarion and some other prepubescent (my word of the day) looking R&B singers.

2. When you Google her, the only thing that comes up about her is her "hit" song "Google Me Baby" which up until yesterday I was not even aware was a actual song.

3. Was featured on an episode of "My Super Sweet 16 (lookin like the 80's threw up on her tacky ass) and in the "She Got Her Own " video last year (But they had a lot of little knowns and has beens so thats not a big accomplishment)

4. Spends an awful amount of time on Twitter, Ustream and other various social networking sites doing absolutely nothing.

5. Has a very thick mannish mustache which left untreated probably spouts into a full grown beard.

(If you can further help me establish why the fuck people pay attention to this Stranger Bitch (c)B. Franklin)

Not much for somone who seems to stay relvant a little too often. Recently she was involved in a beef (via Twitter) with Vannessa Simmons (Rev. Run's oldest daughter and seems like an all around wonderful person *giggles*). Im gonna classify this chick as an attention seeking whore for face time until I seen proof of otherwise. She is taking valuable time away from Ci-Ci, Beyasha, Keri, Key- Key and other relavant chicks who ARE in the game.


Here's a song from her and C. Breezy (wat up Fig?) Talent or not, I'll leave it to you:



Skittles

Real Housewives of Atlanta Mini Preview

As we all know, season two of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in rapidly approaching. With Sheree and NeNe's financial woes, Lisa supposedly trying to get hers and Keith Sweats kids, Kim's weave, and Kandi Burress trying to take her spot, this has got to be good. Wonder if Li'l Miss Piggy, I mean Tiny, will make a guest appearance on the show.
Mark your calendars, July 30th is a hood holiday!
This clip really doesn't say much, but hopefully that doesn't reflect what's to come.

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Technical Foul

Seems like unless you or your daddy got some $$$ you fucked in the game. Jojo Simmons (son of RUN DMC from man Rev. Joesph "Run" Simmons) and member of some group name "Team Blackout" (member them? Don't fret, I don't either) got off after tryna black out his car windows w/ weed smoke (via MTV):

He was caught by officers rolling up some of nature’s finest on May 8 while sitting inside his BMW on New York’s Upper West Side. Police said he attempted to flee in the car, nearly backing into an NYPD cruiser in the process, which led to charges of resisting arrest as well as drug possession, reckless endangerment and criminal use of drug paraphernalia.

But after seeing most of the serious charges tossed out one day after his arrest, he cut a plea deal with prosecutors on Thursday and was sentenced to serve one day of community service for disorderly conduct, a violation, according to a spokesperson for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.

What in the hell kinda bullshit is that? Had he been Jojo Johnson son of Pookie Johnson who USED to carry crates for RUN DMC back in the day, he would be getting his ass tore out the frame (literally) by some nigga named Bo or some shit. Where is the lesson in a day of community service??

Faces From The Past: B2K

Now I know to some folks this is old as hell but I ran across this last night and it still is funny as all shit (maybe a bad choice of words considering) to me. I wonder why the show never aired. I would've loved to see the "truth" come out. In the meantime, enjoy this fuckery!
Skittles

Sexual Chocolate!

Ladies (and Gentlemen) give your eyeballs (and your panties) a treat with the promo pics for Terrell Owens' new reality show premeiring next month on VH1. Except for those ashy ass feet, I think that this is a fine specimen right thurr. Word is he's supposedly off Team Snow Bunny and back playing for his own team and dating model Jessica White so sistas if things don't work out you may have a better chance than Becky nowadays.

Skittles

Time for Some Twitter Advertising

Anyone remember Kyle from the past season of "College Hill: South Beach" ??? His "How you doin" swag is proper so I couldnt help but to follow his ass on Twitter. He has a USTREAM account and it is hilarious!!!! Go follow his Twitter or watch his broadcast on USTREAM (LIVE) anytime after 10pm.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thatdamnkwash
Skittles

Jon Got Himself a PYT!

First off, I have never even watched this show. All I know is what I've seen in magazines and on TV. Apparently Mr. Jon here has eight(yes eight, sextuplets and twins) with his wife, Fertile Murtle (I mean Kate). And now, since the blatant expoitation of their tribe (I mean kids), has caused the demise of their marriage, he has been messing around with Li'l Miss Thing here. Guess he just wanted something new, something that was still capable of a factory warranty. I'm sure Kate's vaginal walls have more tread marks than the race track at the Indy 500. I'm just saying.

Oh, and I'm sure this didn't help either.

Poor Kate...

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