Ass Spray?

Uh, can we say shower?!? How about bath!?! Water hose?!? Anything but this quick fix, rash in a bottle shit they trying to push off on us. Who the fuck is going to order this? If your ass stinks, wash it! Don't try to spray the coochie and coin slot(ass crack) Febreze over it! That is gross! And I know they didn't try to spray the musty funk balls juice off a pair of worn boxer drawers. WTF!?! And if they stink after washing them, you need to carry your ass to the doctors office because you got problems. And look at the motherfucker they got to vouch for the product. Seriously?!? Lord help us all!
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