Damn! Damn! Damn!

Just when I thought it was safe to start leaving my Vikkies and toothbrush back in his house, my future ex husband/soon to be babby daddy Reggie Bush has gotten back together with Kim Kardashian. Real Talk: Kim was feelin herself a bit too much and forgot that the only reason she was relevant after the sex tape intrest wore off was the fact Reggie was beating her down. Once her sisters started becoming a bit more popular (for being loose booty whores too) she went crawling back to Reggie so that she could take the shine off of her sister quickie marriage to Lamar Odom this past weekend. What a hater. Hope is just a publicity stunt so my Reggie can come back to me and we can have a quickie marriage and just as quick divorce (with a "accidental" pregnancy in between). Fingers crossed


Skittles

Wipe Me Down

I saw this (at work of course becuase thats where the best internet surfing is done) and almost had to go excuse myself. Trey Songz (Yuuuppp)is looking better than a Snickers Bar to a fat bitch after the gym. Enjoy!






Skittles

Fuckery. Never. Ends.

I was swag surfing at work and caught this on my twitter crush Lil Creole Pimp blog. Normally I would post this under Friday Fuckery but its Saturday so we shall file this under Shit on Saturday. Enjoy!



Skittles

Drake NOOOOO!!

BREAKING NEWS: Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy was just rushed to the hospital after falling out onstage and was carried off stage. My twitter folks are going crazy speculating as to what exactly caused him to fall like a ton of bricks. Some say it was he tripped over Wayne, others say it he fell out while asking for forgiveness for the "Every Girl" BET fiasco and "Best I Ever Had" video. No word yet but it could have been he was doing some of the moves in the vid from my previous post. Seems like this is just not the summer for old boy. Will keep you posted.

Baby, Let's Get It Together

So it seems Nas (aka Deadbeat Daddy) had some trouble trying to see his son come into the world yesterday. The soon to be ex- Mrs. Jones told old boy 'uh, not so much" when he got to the hospital. Being a baby momma myself, I totally understand the urge to NOT want his (sorry lying, cheating you fill in the blank) ass around you but (some of yall bitter ass broads may want to go to another blog right now) all personal feelings aside, its not about you boo. Kelis, one day when that little boy is older you're gonna have to explain why daddy wasn't there when he was born and hon he aint gonna understand or give two flying shits about what the hell YOU and him were going through at the time. Not to mention deadbeat or not, you were the one who bust that p*ssy open and brought it back to get little man here. Stop holding onto the shit between you two and do what you can for you child. All that said congrats and good luck.

Skittles

Giddy Up!

The lovely sexy "young thang" you see above is Junk (I kid you not), one of the attention seeking whores vying to let either Real or Chance (or both, who knows) "filet mignon that p*ssy" til death (or an STD) does them part on the upcoming season of "Real Chance of Love 2: Back In the Saddle"premiring next week on the Shuck and Jive Network (VH1). I cant fully support checking for this one only becuase things don't look like they will bode well for me the viewer or the acto, um , cast in terms of entertainment factor after last season when Chance kicked both of his girls to the curb and Real (dumb ass) dropped Bay Bay Bay for Fargo and OMG! (big shocker) things didn't work out. (very original VH1). But if one of my real favorite shows goes to reruns or something or I'm home on a Saturday and ain't sit else to do, I may peep the fuckery. Click the link to see the rest of these basic lookin bargin basement hoes via VH1

Skittles

How You Dewin uuumkay

Ne-Yo must've been on some real deep shit the other night cuz Ms Thang decided to stop in the middle of his concert the other night in Manchester to break down crying and then left the middle of the show. Earlier reports have him showing up late as hell (try 2am) and doing a song and a half.It's either (Wo)Man Troubles, Illness or PMS ((c) Fresh)? Either way I can't call it but you make you own conclusions after you watch the vid.

Skittles

My Anthem For The Summer.. Til I Get Right Anyway...

My twitter homie Fresh put this on Twitter (follow me
www.twitter.com/kprince1) last week and it got stuck my head so I had to share it before I went to Krispy Kreme's uh, hit the gym . Skinny hoes sit down and eat. Fat bitches are still in style. This should be the opening music for Mo'Nique's show that comes out on BET later this year.



And just in case you forgot how Ms. Mo Nique can get down, here's a refresher:



BIG GILRS STAND UP! but not too fast we know yall fuck around and fall off balance it'll be some shit!!

Super, uh Karrine,

Now I will personally tell you that I cannot in good conscience talk bad about Ms. Steffans. She is a real chick and unfortunately you ignoramus individuals like to all her all types of derogatory terms because for a short period in her life she was sticking and moving all through hip hop's finest which half of you hoes out here would do the same as soon as they came to your town (Keep it real). My only real issue with her is the fact that she take on a defensive approach like she was never a hoe (Hey a spade is a spade, I'll call it is) in life. But I digress, Peep Ms. Thang do press for he new book (which is nothing like the last two) called "The Vixen Manuals: How To Find, Seduce, and Keep The Man You Want" on "The Today Show. Im just mad they didn't let someone intersting interview her like hhmmm Jamie Foxx.

Take a listen why (Explicit Language):










Skittles

Deadbeat Daddy Alert!!!

Ladies, the two menses you see below may look enticing (to some) but just be forewarned: THIS IS THE FACE OF A SORRY ASS DEADBEAT BABY DADDY!!!





Akon was just recently featured on Maury Povich and it was determined that He IS the father" of a jumpoff's six month old child. The problem is that the jumpoff and her lawyers are having trouble finding him to serve him with child support enforcement paperwork. It went as far as trying to have him served while he was at Michael Jackson's memorial service last week to no success.



Mr. Nasty Nas (who is a repeat offender to this list becuase he has an older daughter that is floating around somewhere with her momma who was last seen selling herself off as the hip-hop "helen of troy" to make ends meet) basically just told is currently pregnant soon to be ex wife singer Kelis to "get the fuck outta here" with the supposed $10,000 a month she was asking for in child and spousal support. He "claims" that she was lying when she reported in court papers that he received upwards of $11 million for his last album on Def Jam (I believe it, Jigga look like he woulda ok'ed some shit like that) and really it was barely close to $4 mil and he would be willing to give her $5,000 a month in support. Now this is just sad as all hell. Both of these two "men" are too trifling to come outta pocket and do for their own kids? Akon should be ashamed considering he's been spreading that motherland seed kinda thin (supposedly the man has a few wives) for a while now he cant afford one more kid??? Nas is just sorry as all fuck cuz he can afford both kids but just dont want to. This just goes to show you the down falls of groupie love. I do not support this type of fuckery right here. Sad
Skittles

Hmm....

I love Ciara and stan for her at every available occasion and all but there are moments where I must wonder if my faith is misplaced. The dance sequences are great but the concept is...lacking. To quote Lil' Mama (a great philosopher of our time),"Gotta pick it up"