Tragic Fuckery

While looking around on some of my favorite more "immature" media websites, I came across this gem of a video. Now Im going to ignore the fact that there is a grown ass man walking around calling himself "Lingerie" (Where they do that at? Florida apparently) but also something that closely resembles a swamp rat speaking about putting things in his ass and choking broads. The cut to "Where the Wild Things Are" that the swamp rat starts cuffin up and well I pretty much lost intrest after that cuz I already know how this ends. some huffing, sweating, and ungodly things went down in a hotel room somewhere.

Skittles

This is Old But I Need a Good Laugh

When looking for some other shit online one day I stumbled across this and it stole my heart and took my breath away. If you have not shit else better to do sit here and watch the whole thing but if you pressed for time or some shit, click on any one of these and you will feel how I felt. Enjoy!



















Skittles

Rumor Mill: Kanye's Nut Holder is Knocked Up!

The streets is talkin that Kanye done fucked up and didnt pull out in enough time. Supposedly Amber Rose is pregnant (allegedly) by Kanye West. Taken from my favorite rumor mill, MTO:

Popular gossip site Media Takeout is reporting that Kanye West's blonde ambition Amber Rose may be pregnant. According to an "insider," the site claims that 'Ye's on-again-off-again (though from what we've seen, they're mostly on) girlfriend "suddenly and abruptly given up smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol," even going so far as to refuse to allow smokers anywhere near her.

The insider continued to say "She usually never turns down a drink - so something must be up. And to all of a sudden give up cigarettes too ... come on you do the math."

Well, I guess token black guy will be having "Golddigger" on repeat for a while now. Maybe if he is having a lil Ye he will calm the fuck down and be easy now. if this is true I wonder if the baby will come out a card carrying member of the glowstick swag squad that his parents are a part of. Hopefully its a girl and Ms. Tina will be her stylist.

Saints, Begin the March to Hell Right About...Now!

If this aint the (funniest) most fucked up shyt you've ever seen, please let me know what is and send it to me. This is exactly how the "saints" in church will run up on you before during and after service and sound just like home gurl above. Is all good until shortly thereafter, they gossipin about Deacon Jones and Sister Lee comin into chruch together in the same car wear the same clothes from the fish fry the night before and shit..SMH

Skittles

Drake NOOOOO!!

BREAKING NEWS: Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy was just rushed to the hospital after falling out onstage and was carried off stage. My twitter folks are going crazy speculating as to what exactly caused him to fall like a ton of bricks. Some say it was he tripped over Wayne, others say it he fell out while asking for forgiveness for the "Every Girl" BET fiasco and "Best I Ever Had" video. No word yet but it could have been he was doing some of the moves in the vid from my previous post. Seems like this is just not the summer for old boy. Will keep you posted.

Gorilla Goth

What in the hale?!? What in the lime green, black mesh, long-sleeved hale? What am I looking at? Oh my gosh, I can't see!!! OMG!! Now this bitch knows she is wrong. Dead Azz Wrong(shot out)!! She could've at least done SOMETHING ELSE with her hair. I haven't seen a fan in 12 years! And is that a neck choker, or a diamond(cough!) necklace? I wanna know who was strong enough to be the photographer of this photo shoot. And is he or she okay, cause I'm not! She doesn't even look like she's proud to be taking this picture, and quite frankly, she shouldn't be. Shit! I'm ashamed to be looking at it! Shame on me! I'm going to get the bleach and Greased Lightening to flush my eyes out. Peace!!
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Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

So Ima just post this right here....






....and let Jesus take the wheel. All comments are welcome

Taken from you know you dead azz wrong!!!

Skittles

Duct Tape and Vasaline: Part Two

Chile let me tell you when I read this I was too through (wish we could find video):

A Chicago gay men's beauty pageant ended in blood after a judge, unhappy with the results, beat another judge with the trophy while one of the contestants assaulted him with a sharp object, the Chicago Tribune reports. The victim suffered a broken jaw and required stitches on his hand:

"Leroy Tinch (left), 28, of the 2200 block of Emerson Street in Evanston and Anthony Johnson (right), 23, of the 8200 block of Keating Avenue in Skokie were both charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm, a class one felony, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office. The men were ordered held on $75,000 bond by Circuit Court Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil. Prosecutors said the men were at the pageant at 3350 W. Jackson Blvd., where Johnson was a contestant and Tinch was a judge. Johnson allegedly became angry with another judge after he voted for different contestant, grabbed the trophy and hit the judge in the head with it. Tinch then jumped in and began hitting the judge with a sharp object (a knife, according to NBC), cutting him over his left eye, Conklin said."

Skittles

Momma No!

Eddie, you need come get your child cuz this shit right here is a mess. Necole You know how you (driving,, walking, waiting at the bus stop, ect.) down on MLK Blvd. (your city here, USA) and see some bird dressed with her swag game proper. Lace front fresh, shoe game right, and fit on point. Then all of a sudden you see this hoe got one (or more) of Bebe's kids looking like baby Angel Iris above. Mel B. you know you need yo ass beat, that's why you're trifin ass walkin in the back. And also note that old girl stole the swag of a professional swagger jacker? How's that shit feels Rhi-Rhi?

Skittles

Giddy Up!

The lovely sexy "young thang" you see above is Junk (I kid you not), one of the attention seeking whores vying to let either Real or Chance (or both, who knows) "filet mignon that p*ssy" til death (or an STD) does them part on the upcoming season of "Real Chance of Love 2: Back In the Saddle"premiring next week on the Shuck and Jive Network (VH1). I cant fully support checking for this one only becuase things don't look like they will bode well for me the viewer or the acto, um , cast in terms of entertainment factor after last season when Chance kicked both of his girls to the curb and Real (dumb ass) dropped Bay Bay Bay for Fargo and OMG! (big shocker) things didn't work out. (very original VH1). But if one of my real favorite shows goes to reruns or something or I'm home on a Saturday and ain't sit else to do, I may peep the fuckery. Click the link to see the rest of these basic lookin bargin basement hoes via VH1

Skittles

Chicken George

This fucking coon! He loves chicken so much he wants to marry it?!? Are you fuckin serious? This fucka just sent us back out into the cot damn cotton fields with this shit. I may as well put on my moo moo and apron because I am damn sure about to be somebodies fucking mammy. I am thoroughly offended in every aspect. Who thought that this would be a good idea, and whose Huggies money funded this bufoonery? Some little snotty nosed bastard is running aroung in a pissy ass pamper just because daddy wanted to go over his minutes on his camera phone to "create" this sin against humanity. Shameful!
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Duct Tape and Vaseline

Get away from my mother?!? I didn't see any women, not a one, in this video. Hell, I didn't see any men either. And when did men(using the word loosely) start calling other men(again) bitches? Miss Tangerine Pants is pretty upset, somebody must've stole his red confetti, blue mascara with the diamonds. Peep around the 2:10 mark after Tangi gets slammed to the ground, she's proceeds to cross her legs to show how much of a lady it is. Snap fo tha kids!
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