Fuckery. Never. Ends.

I was swag surfing at work and caught this on my twitter crush Lil Creole Pimp blog. Normally I would post this under Friday Fuckery but its Saturday so we shall file this under Shit on Saturday. Enjoy!



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Rumor Mill: Kanye's Nut Holder is Knocked Up!

The streets is talkin that Kanye done fucked up and didnt pull out in enough time. Supposedly Amber Rose is pregnant (allegedly) by Kanye West. Taken from my favorite rumor mill, MTO:

Popular gossip site Media Takeout is reporting that Kanye West's blonde ambition Amber Rose may be pregnant. According to an "insider," the site claims that 'Ye's on-again-off-again (though from what we've seen, they're mostly on) girlfriend "suddenly and abruptly given up smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol," even going so far as to refuse to allow smokers anywhere near her.

The insider continued to say "She usually never turns down a drink - so something must be up. And to all of a sudden give up cigarettes too ... come on you do the math."

Well, I guess token black guy will be having "Golddigger" on repeat for a while now. Maybe if he is having a lil Ye he will calm the fuck down and be easy now. if this is true I wonder if the baby will come out a card carrying member of the glowstick swag squad that his parents are a part of. Hopefully its a girl and Ms. Tina will be her stylist.

Drake NOOOOO!!

BREAKING NEWS: Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy was just rushed to the hospital after falling out onstage and was carried off stage. My twitter folks are going crazy speculating as to what exactly caused him to fall like a ton of bricks. Some say it was he tripped over Wayne, others say it he fell out while asking for forgiveness for the "Every Girl" BET fiasco and "Best I Ever Had" video. No word yet but it could have been he was doing some of the moves in the vid from my previous post. Seems like this is just not the summer for old boy. Will keep you posted.