Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

Im just posting this for fucks sake.

Skittles

My Take on RHOA

Oh so my homie has giving her take on the "Real Hood (wanna-be) Rich Broads Who Stay Somewhere in Georgia(?)" It was pretty tame and predictable until the last fifteen minutes when Sharee got gully with Ms. Anthony (who was givin me fivah!) and it almost got hood. The fight ALMOST was on par with the subsequent fight that stemmed from "Ribgate 09" between Kay and my heart Kyle but all in all I could have givin two shit if the true body and soul of the show had not made and apprearance mere SECONDS into the show and was absoulutely FAB! Missed it? Here it is:


Also, here is one of the best reviews of the show:


Skittles

Bow Wow, WTF were you Thinking?

NY STAND UP! The Voice of The Young People (in her head) Lil Mama was seen out and about (this century) rockin some Patra dookie braids while out and about last night. There is no way in 2300 Jackson Street hell that you will catch a regular bitch (c) lilduval such as myself out rockin this shit to be "different". Glowstick swag not approved. Back to the dressing room and try again.

Oh and peep how normal decent people such as Letoya Luckett were reacting to this monstrosity:



Notcie how the side eye says "I want nothing to do with this shit"

Skittles

Miss Honey!

First off, since Im back from my simple ass break and dont got shit else to do, Im online surfing ho shit late and I just seent this on Kyle (from College Hill fuckery) Ustream and it made my damn night! If you can make it past the beehive, Check the tangerrific backup dancers lookin like "do it bitch!". Notice the YT man (a judge?) looking like he enjoy that shit (* gives the "I call Bullshit" side eye) Shit like this is why I do what I do. When I saw this, my heart damn near dropped into my damn toes. I cant even caption this shit so I will just post this and let you enjoy this beautiful sight. Keep watching Kyle on his USTREAM or follow him on his Twitter.

Then he had the nerve to show us this shit via YouTube

Skittles

Miss J. Alexander

Earlier today, I was channel surfing when I came across some re-runs of ANTM(America's Next Top Model, that is, for you culturally challenged readers out there).
Miss Jay, Miss Jay, Miss Jay! Luv ya much, but this is not a face that should be on a fashion show, or even TV for that matter. I know the girls on the show are desperate, even more so now given that it has turned into nothing short of a circus. It would have to be desperation for me to listen to her giving me advice about anything. Look at her, looking like Bubbles the chimp. She is proud though, can't knock that. And her gams are FIERCE!!!

Duct Tape and Vasaline: Part Two

Chile let me tell you when I read this I was too through (wish we could find video):

A Chicago gay men's beauty pageant ended in blood after a judge, unhappy with the results, beat another judge with the trophy while one of the contestants assaulted him with a sharp object, the Chicago Tribune reports. The victim suffered a broken jaw and required stitches on his hand:

"Leroy Tinch (left), 28, of the 2200 block of Emerson Street in Evanston and Anthony Johnson (right), 23, of the 8200 block of Keating Avenue in Skokie were both charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm, a class one felony, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office. The men were ordered held on $75,000 bond by Circuit Court Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil. Prosecutors said the men were at the pageant at 3350 W. Jackson Blvd., where Johnson was a contestant and Tinch was a judge. Johnson allegedly became angry with another judge after he voted for different contestant, grabbed the trophy and hit the judge in the head with it. Tinch then jumped in and began hitting the judge with a sharp object (a knife, according to NBC), cutting him over his left eye, Conklin said."

Skittles

This is How Shit Gets Started

One of my favorite celebs Ciroc Obama (Diddy aka Puffy,aka Puff Daddy, aka Sean John aka, ...) was on David Letterman being messy as hell and spilling tea gir! Watch how he tries to make it seem like MJ was really tryna "filet mignon" Beyasha's goodies. I don't buy it for one second! Diddy may wanna watch his back before Jay inhale him with those big ass nostrils for talkin slick about Mrs. Carter.

Skittles

Bron, Bron WTF?

If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

Skittles

Comedic Moment of the Day

Let me start off your Monday morning right with this shit right here. I follow this lovely individual on Facebook, Myspace (yes I still have a damn Myspace but I barely go to it) and Twitter for a good laugh (and he's not bad on the eyes even if he is How you doin). So because this is my shit (and yours too, my partner in fuckery) and I'll abuse it how I see fit, I am posting a blog just for B!



Skittles

Duct Tape and Vaseline

Get away from my mother?!? I didn't see any women, not a one, in this video. Hell, I didn't see any men either. And when did men(using the word loosely) start calling other men(again) bitches? Miss Tangerine Pants is pretty upset, somebody must've stole his red confetti, blue mascara with the diamonds. Peep around the 2:10 mark after Tangi gets slammed to the ground, she's proceeds to cross her legs to show how much of a lady it is. Snap fo tha kids!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Faces From The Past: B2K

Now I know to some folks this is old as hell but I ran across this last night and it still is funny as all shit (maybe a bad choice of words considering) to me. I wonder why the show never aired. I would've loved to see the "truth" come out. In the meantime, enjoy this fuckery!
Skittles

Time for Some Twitter Advertising

Anyone remember Kyle from the past season of "College Hill: South Beach" ??? His "How you doin" swag is proper so I couldnt help but to follow his ass on Twitter. He has a USTREAM account and it is hilarious!!!! Go follow his Twitter or watch his broadcast on USTREAM (LIVE) anytime after 10pm.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thatdamnkwash
Skittles