Screamin' Diva

I know this is a little old, but it is still funny as hell. This man is a certified queen!!! All he is missing is his tiara and gown, which I'm sure is hanging in the back of his closet next to his Wonder Woman costume. I mean shit, I can't even scream like that. It was scary though, I probably wouuld've shit myself! What?!? At least I'm not frontin'!
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Miss J. Alexander

Earlier today, I was channel surfing when I came across some re-runs of ANTM(America's Next Top Model, that is, for you culturally challenged readers out there).
Miss Jay, Miss Jay, Miss Jay! Luv ya much, but this is not a face that should be on a fashion show, or even TV for that matter. I know the girls on the show are desperate, even more so now given that it has turned into nothing short of a circus. It would have to be desperation for me to listen to her giving me advice about anything. Look at her, looking like Bubbles the chimp. She is proud though, can't knock that. And her gams are FIERCE!!!

Bey Who?

Not sure if this is really a man or woman but truly I could give two shit if he/she was both as long as this bitch keeps sounding like this becuase this ladies and (zest)gentlemen is the TRUTH. Bey better watch her back if WP is blowin like this.

Skittles

Comedic Moment of the Day

Let me start off your Monday morning right with this shit right here. I follow this lovely individual on Facebook, Myspace (yes I still have a damn Myspace but I barely go to it) and Twitter for a good laugh (and he's not bad on the eyes even if he is How you doin). So because this is my shit (and yours too, my partner in fuckery) and I'll abuse it how I see fit, I am posting a blog just for B!



Skittles

Tyler Perry has been really busy these days, really proud of him. With the production company, TV shows, and movie after movie, he's like super man.
Below is his latest movie, Precious, with Mariah Carey, Mo'Nique and Paula Patton. Not really an avid fan, but I'll look out for this one.


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Duct Tape and Vaseline

Get away from my mother?!? I didn't see any women, not a one, in this video. Hell, I didn't see any men either. And when did men(using the word loosely) start calling other men(again) bitches? Miss Tangerine Pants is pretty upset, somebody must've stole his red confetti, blue mascara with the diamonds. Peep around the 2:10 mark after Tangi gets slammed to the ground, she's proceeds to cross her legs to show how much of a lady it is. Snap fo tha kids!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

My Anthem For The Summer.. Til I Get Right Anyway...

My twitter homie Fresh put this on Twitter (follow me
www.twitter.com/kprince1) last week and it got stuck my head so I had to share it before I went to Krispy Kreme's uh, hit the gym . Skinny hoes sit down and eat. Fat bitches are still in style. This should be the opening music for Mo'Nique's show that comes out on BET later this year.



And just in case you forgot how Ms. Mo Nique can get down, here's a refresher:



BIG GILRS STAND UP! but not too fast we know yall fuck around and fall off balance it'll be some shit!!

What the Hell is this???

Training Time Out!!! What in the holy christmas tree hell is this fuckery?? I peeped this on C+D (shout out to Fresh) and immediately wondered what the hell does this have to do with vampires. Not to mention the fact I was subjected to a reenactment of the Sexy (Sus)Pect debacle that took place a while back. I cannot stand to see another grown ass man (gay or straight) rollin his ass around like a set of 24's or poppin, droppin it or shakin it or givin a poor unsuspecting piece of furniture the business. This shit has got to stop.
Skittles