Showing posts with label I'ma Diva. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'ma Diva. Show all posts

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Anything to get Shine



So if you've been living under a rock this week then you missed Frankie F.'s appearance on Judge Mathis this week. Try not to laugh when the announcer says "Hit reality show". Then get into all the Z list black "stars" who speak on her behalf and the guy who is suing her. The nigga from Next??? Really??? and its not even one of the popular ones. SMH


Skittles

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kim, Kim, Kim.. Nooooo!!!



In keeping with the other post I figured I start off with this tragic ass foolishness. Kim need not to use that swamp gutter she calls a v-jay jay to entice men to let her "sing" anymore becuase frankly my ears cant bear anymore.

Skittles

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Day Late, Dollars Too Short



Happy "28"th (smirks) birthday Beyonce (I wonder does Sasha have the same birthday?)! I dont have too much more to say on that one and only becuase all blogs are contractually obligated to acknowledge September 4th as a big deal (read the fine print on shit sometimes people). With that being said Beyasha, I dedicate this to you:



Skittles

Friday, July 31, 2009

Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:



Im just posting this for fucks sake.

Skittles

My Take on RHOA

Oh so my homie has giving her take on the "Real Hood (wanna-be) Rich Broads Who Stay Somewhere in Georgia(?)" It was pretty tame and predictable until the last fifteen minutes when Sharee got gully with Ms. Anthony (who was givin me fivah!) and it almost got hood. The fight ALMOST was on par with the subsequent fight that stemmed from "Ribgate 09" between Kay and my heart Kyle but all in all I could have givin two shit if the true body and soul of the show had not made and apprearance mere SECONDS into the show and was absoulutely FAB! Missed it? Here it is:


Also, here is one of the best reviews of the show:


Skittles

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Miss Honey!



First off, since Im back from my simple ass break and dont got shit else to do, Im online surfing ho shit late and I just seent this on Kyle (from College Hill fuckery) Ustream and it made my damn night! If you can make it past the beehive, Check the tangerrific backup dancers lookin like "do it bitch!". Notice the YT man (a judge?) looking like he enjoy that shit (* gives the "I call Bullshit" side eye) Shit like this is why I do what I do. When I saw this, my heart damn near dropped into my damn toes. I cant even caption this shit so I will just post this and let you enjoy this beautiful sight. Keep watching Kyle on his USTREAM or follow him on his Twitter.

Then he had the nerve to show us this shit via YouTube

Skittles

Screamin' Diva



I know this is a little old, but it is still funny as hell. This man is a certified queen!!! All he is missing is his tiara and gown, which I'm sure is hanging in the back of his closet next to his Wonder Woman costume. I mean shit, I can't even scream like that. It was scary though, I probably wouuld've shit myself! What?!? At least I'm not frontin'!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Miss J. Alexander



Earlier today, I was channel surfing when I came across some re-runs of ANTM(America's Next Top Model, that is, for you culturally challenged readers out there).
Miss Jay, Miss Jay, Miss Jay! Luv ya much, but this is not a face that should be on a fashion show, or even TV for that matter. I know the girls on the show are desperate, even more so now given that it has turned into nothing short of a circus. It would have to be desperation for me to listen to her giving me advice about anything. Look at her, looking like Bubbles the chimp. She is proud though, can't knock that. And her gams are FIERCE!!!

Vintage Beyonce



I am ashamed to say, but I haven't posted anything about my girl in weeks. I know you all are as hurt by that as I am. Let me take one second to gather myself...k, I'm back. Now, while I was sitting her thinking of the greatness that is Beyonce, I remembered what it was that lured me to stan her. Below is the video for Crazy In Love, the recreation of Beyonce. Say what you want, but at least Miss Tina's Deluxe Bedazzler Kit w/ bonus Rainbow Sequins and Glitter wasn't used for the wardrobe in this video. So there! Pure fabulosity, bitches.



I am proud to say that I have performed this dance routine with Bey hundreds of time. Here she is doing the live, as only she can!


xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Friday, July 24, 2009

Gold Star for Breaking the Mold!



My girl Sol-Angel decided to say Fuck ypu halfway hoes, Ima go harder than the rest of you, and chop off ALL HER HAIR. Can't really say I would jump on this train and do the same but I love it on her. And it's her own hair color (Amber Rose has to dye her shit every color of the rainbow for attention for something other than being Kanye's sperm depository) Ladies, what's your opinion, you think you could chop it all off? I would've love to see Ms. Tina's expression when she saw it. I imagine she dropped her bedazzler and clutched her pearls.

Skittles

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Bey Who?



Not sure if this is really a man or woman but truly I could give two shit if he/she was both as long as this bitch keeps sounding like this becuase this ladies and (zest)gentlemen is the TRUTH. Bey better watch her back if WP is blowin like this.

Skittles

Saturday, July 18, 2009

R&B Rewind

Just wanted to take it back a few years, back when vocal abilities were a prerequisite to being an artist.

MoKenStef- He's Mine


XScape- Who Can I Run To


SWV- Weak


Tevin Campbell- Can We Talk


And last, but certainly not least, Whitney And Mariah.


I know I forgot a lot of artists, but there will definitely be a Part 2.

For your Viewing Pleasure...



I came these lovely indiviuals as i was searching for something else on YT but once I saw this I was not only intruiged but also inspired almost to the point that I wanted to take it back to my high school days and go to a dance class (and this is in spite of the music in the background). One of the choreographers has a blog too so we will be featuring it in our Blogroll so check it out.

Enjoy a few more vids:





And the best for last:

How You Dewin uuumkay



Ne-Yo must've been on some real deep shit the other night cuz Ms Thang decided to stop in the middle of his concert the other night in Manchester to break down crying and then left the middle of the show. Earlier reports have him showing up late as hell (try 2am) and doing a song and a half.It's either (Wo)Man Troubles, Illness or PMS ((c) Fresh)? Either way I can't call it but you make you own conclusions after you watch the vid.

Skittles

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Time for Some Twitter Advertising

Anyone remember Kyle from the past season of "College Hill: South Beach" ??? His "How you doin" swag is proper so I couldnt help but to follow his ass on Twitter. He has a USTREAM account and it is hilarious!!!! Go follow his Twitter or watch his broadcast on USTREAM (LIVE) anytime after 10pm.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thatdamnkwash
Skittles

Ladies and Gentlemen...Or One In The Same



Hi there, I know it's been a while since you heard from me, sorry about that. A couple of days ago I came across a post from some biddy talking slick the baddest biotch shaking her magnificent lacefronts around packed arena stages(not at your local Golden Corral dining area on seafood night like some people who do not need to be named...Ciara). I was appauled, how dare she throw dirt on Beyonce's multi-colored, leopard print, bedazzled name. How dare she?!? Does she not know that Miss Sasha fierce is the epitome of the R&B/Pop diva genre, not any of these other untalented hermaphrodites, roosters, or tattooed Mary J. wannabe ass skeezers. She is killing it in the game, no matter how hard you try to deny it. Kisses!!!

xoxoxV_Dubxoxox