Everyone's favorite little nappy head Beyasha was spotted walking around in some airport LOOKING. LIKE. THIS. Id like to draw attention to the fact the old dude to the right (is that Toure and quick side note, did anyone know he was MARRIED???) is lookin at B like WTF?? Also I'd like to point out how everyone is quick to get on Solo and her choices on how she comes out her house but at least her low fade stays on point. Someone in the wig crypt get on their job IMMEDIATELY and fix this infraction. B you got too much money to be walkin around look SUPER basic like you waitin til payday to get your weave redone. I end with these words of wisdom: Tighten the fuck up! More fuckery below:
I first saw this the other day on Mediatakeout.com and then again on WorldStarHipHop. This "documentary" in pure bufoonery, nothing more, nothing less. Hopefully this isn't a real project, because I'd hate to see a complete compilation of the ignorance that these fools are spewing. The fact that not one person in this "documentary" made any sense whatsoever has me thinking exactly what the point of it is. They gathered a bunch of trash from around one complex who all have egos that are entirely too big for their persons, because I didn't see a dime piece anywhere in sight. Just a bunch of low budget, ghetto, uneducated fools! Shameful. xoxoxV_Dubxoxox
What in the hale?!? What in the lime green, black mesh, long-sleeved hale? What am I looking at? Oh my gosh, I can't see!!! OMG!! Now this bitch knows she is wrong. Dead Azz Wrong(shot out)!! She could've at least done SOMETHING ELSE with her hair. I haven't seen a fan in 12 years! And is that a neck choker, or a diamond(cough!) necklace? I wanna know who was strong enough to be the photographer of this photo shoot. And is he or she okay, cause I'm not! She doesn't even look like she's proud to be taking this picture, and quite frankly, she shouldn't be. Shit! I'm ashamed to be looking at it! Shame on me! I'm going to get the bleach and Greased Lightening to flush my eyes out. Peace!! xoxoxV_Dubxoxox
Uh, can we say shower?!? How about bath!?! Water hose?!? Anything but this quick fix, rash in a bottle shit they trying to push off on us. Who the fuck is going to order this? If your ass stinks, wash it! Don't try to spray the coochie and coin slot(ass crack) Febreze over it! That is gross! And I know they didn't try to spray the musty funk balls juice off a pair of worn boxer drawers. WTF!?! And if they stink after washing them, you need to carry your ass to the doctors office because you got problems. And look at the motherfucker they got to vouch for the product. Seriously?!? Lord help us all! xoxoxV_Dubxoxox
This fucking coon! He loves chicken so much he wants to marry it?!? Are you fuckin serious? This fucka just sent us back out into the cot damn cotton fields with this shit. I may as well put on my moo moo and apron because I am damn sure about to be somebodies fucking mammy. I am thoroughly offended in every aspect. Who thought that this would be a good idea, and whose Huggies money funded this bufoonery? Some little snotty nosed bastard is running aroung in a pissy ass pamper just because daddy wanted to go over his minutes on his camera phone to "create" this sin against humanity. Shameful! xoxoxV_Dubxoxox
I'm currently conducting a study as to what exactly a certian Ms. Teyana Taylor is known for and sadly (to my dismay) nothing is coming up. So far here is what I have came up with:
1. Friends with Trey Songz, Bow Wow, Chris Brown (who may or may not be replacing Rhi-Rhi as his current boxing "partner") Omarion and some other prepubescent (my word of the day) looking R&B singers.
2. When you Google her, the only thing that comes up about her is her "hit" song "Google Me Baby" which up until yesterday I was not even aware was a actual song.
3. Was featured on an episode of "My Super Sweet 16 (lookin like the 80's threw up on her tacky ass) and in the "She Got Her Own " video last year (But they had a lot of little knowns and has beens so thats not a big accomplishment)
4. Spends an awful amount of time on Twitter, Ustream and other various social networking sites doing absolutely nothing.
5. Has a very thick mannish mustache which left untreated probably spouts into a full grown beard.
(If you can further help me establish why the fuck people pay attention to this Stranger Bitch (c)B. Franklin)
Not much for somone who seems to stay relvant a little too often. Recently she was involved in a beef (via Twitter) with Vannessa Simmons (Rev. Run's oldest daughter and seems like an all around wonderful person *giggles*). Im gonna classify this chick as an attention seeking whore for face time until I seen proof of otherwise. She is taking valuable time away from Ci-Ci, Beyasha, Keri, Key- Key and other relavant chicks who ARE in the game.
Here's a song from her and C. Breezy (wat up Fig?) Talent or not, I'll leave it to you:
WTF is going on, did I miss something. All of a sudden half bald headed rooster is in style, you gotta be kidding me. What is it with the chop chop look all of a sudden. And of course the little copycat had to go and do it, too. This is one trend you do not have to worry about me following.
Kelis did it first(I think she can pull off anything)
Cassie
La La
Teyana Taylor(I kind of like this) xoxoxV_Dubxoxox
Now some people may feel as if Im heartless for what Im about to say but read the title of this post before you read it. I am sick and tired of the Michael Jackson coverage. Let the man rest in piece(s). All of you people jumping on the damn bandwagon trying to drag his death out like you really give two shits werent giving a flying fuck when he was accused of playing in little boys butt holes a few years ago. Now that hes gone everybody wants to act like that ghetto ass momma at the funeral crying and falling out over the casket screaming and shit. Please stop, let the family grieve and move on.
