You People....

I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


Skittles

Hoe Its A Recession.. We Need To Make Things Happen in 09

When I first saw this I was picked up off the floor but I feel the concept. Old girl breaks it down so not too much I need to say. Unfortunately, somewhere this is some birds ring back tone right now.
Skittles

Fuckery. Never. Ends.

I was swag surfing at work and caught this on my twitter crush Lil Creole Pimp blog. Normally I would post this under Friday Fuckery but its Saturday so we shall file this under Shit on Saturday. Enjoy!



Skittles

How to Be A Hoe Bag

Is this hoe for real?!? SMH @Kathy Lee Gifford saying she has a colorful past. AKA, you are and were a slimy, sleezy, slithering slut! Would you take advice from a bum on how to be a successful millinaire? How about make up tips from Mr."New York" Pollard. Uh, not so much! So why would I listen to somebody that spreads as easy as Country Crock about how to get and/or keep a man?!? Like she knows! What steady relationship has she been in, ever, that didn't involve banging dudes for money and coke?!? Now she wants to act all brand new like she doesn't have enough sperm swimming around in her to create another species of smut. Who exactly does she think she's fooling? If anyone actually takes this broad seriously, I feel sorry for you and your complete lack of morals and standards. What a tramp!
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Gorilla Goth

What in the hale?!? What in the lime green, black mesh, long-sleeved hale? What am I looking at? Oh my gosh, I can't see!!! OMG!! Now this bitch knows she is wrong. Dead Azz Wrong(shot out)!! She could've at least done SOMETHING ELSE with her hair. I haven't seen a fan in 12 years! And is that a neck choker, or a diamond(cough!) necklace? I wanna know who was strong enough to be the photographer of this photo shoot. And is he or she okay, cause I'm not! She doesn't even look like she's proud to be taking this picture, and quite frankly, she shouldn't be. Shit! I'm ashamed to be looking at it! Shame on me! I'm going to get the bleach and Greased Lightening to flush my eyes out. Peace!!
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Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

So Ima just post this right here....






....and let Jesus take the wheel. All comments are welcome

Taken from you know you dead azz wrong!!!

Skittles

Duct Tape and Vasaline: Part Two

Chile let me tell you when I read this I was too through (wish we could find video):

A Chicago gay men's beauty pageant ended in blood after a judge, unhappy with the results, beat another judge with the trophy while one of the contestants assaulted him with a sharp object, the Chicago Tribune reports. The victim suffered a broken jaw and required stitches on his hand:

"Leroy Tinch (left), 28, of the 2200 block of Emerson Street in Evanston and Anthony Johnson (right), 23, of the 8200 block of Keating Avenue in Skokie were both charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm, a class one felony, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office. The men were ordered held on $75,000 bond by Circuit Court Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil. Prosecutors said the men were at the pageant at 3350 W. Jackson Blvd., where Johnson was a contestant and Tinch was a judge. Johnson allegedly became angry with another judge after he voted for different contestant, grabbed the trophy and hit the judge in the head with it. Tinch then jumped in and began hitting the judge with a sharp object (a knife, according to NBC), cutting him over his left eye, Conklin said."

Skittles

Just Cuz I Can

I just saw this up top and it made this song below pop into my head for some reason. Enjoy my ignorance!!!



Then I found this shit right here:

Skittles

Giddy Up!

The lovely sexy "young thang" you see above is Junk (I kid you not), one of the attention seeking whores vying to let either Real or Chance (or both, who knows) "filet mignon that p*ssy" til death (or an STD) does them part on the upcoming season of "Real Chance of Love 2: Back In the Saddle"premiring next week on the Shuck and Jive Network (VH1). I cant fully support checking for this one only becuase things don't look like they will bode well for me the viewer or the acto, um , cast in terms of entertainment factor after last season when Chance kicked both of his girls to the curb and Real (dumb ass) dropped Bay Bay Bay for Fargo and OMG! (big shocker) things didn't work out. (very original VH1). But if one of my real favorite shows goes to reruns or something or I'm home on a Saturday and ain't sit else to do, I may peep the fuckery. Click the link to see the rest of these basic lookin bargin basement hoes via VH1

Skittles

Who the F*ck Is That?

I'm currently conducting a study as to what exactly a certian Ms. Teyana Taylor is known for and sadly (to my dismay) nothing is coming up. So far here is what I have came up with:

1. Friends with Trey Songz, Bow Wow, Chris Brown (who may or may not be replacing Rhi-Rhi as his current boxing "partner") Omarion and some other prepubescent (my word of the day) looking R&B singers.

2. When you Google her, the only thing that comes up about her is her "hit" song "Google Me Baby" which up until yesterday I was not even aware was a actual song.

3. Was featured on an episode of "My Super Sweet 16 (lookin like the 80's threw up on her tacky ass) and in the "She Got Her Own " video last year (But they had a lot of little knowns and has beens so thats not a big accomplishment)

4. Spends an awful amount of time on Twitter, Ustream and other various social networking sites doing absolutely nothing.

5. Has a very thick mannish mustache which left untreated probably spouts into a full grown beard.

(If you can further help me establish why the fuck people pay attention to this Stranger Bitch (c)B. Franklin)

Not much for somone who seems to stay relvant a little too often. Recently she was involved in a beef (via Twitter) with Vannessa Simmons (Rev. Run's oldest daughter and seems like an all around wonderful person *giggles*). Im gonna classify this chick as an attention seeking whore for face time until I seen proof of otherwise. She is taking valuable time away from Ci-Ci, Beyasha, Keri, Key- Key and other relavant chicks who ARE in the game.


Here's a song from her and C. Breezy (wat up Fig?) Talent or not, I'll leave it to you:



Skittles

Real Housewives of Atlanta Mini Preview

As we all know, season two of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in rapidly approaching. With Sheree and NeNe's financial woes, Lisa supposedly trying to get hers and Keith Sweats kids, Kim's weave, and Kandi Burress trying to take her spot, this has got to be good. Wonder if Li'l Miss Piggy, I mean Tiny, will make a guest appearance on the show.
Mark your calendars, July 30th is a hood holiday!
This clip really doesn't say much, but hopefully that doesn't reflect what's to come.

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