New Ish!

If this shit gets lost in translation: Think Soulja Boy's "Soulja Girl" circa 2007.





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Skittles

Tragic Fuckery

While looking around on some of my favorite more "immature" media websites, I came across this gem of a video. Now Im going to ignore the fact that there is a grown ass man walking around calling himself "Lingerie" (Where they do that at? Florida apparently) but also something that closely resembles a swamp rat speaking about putting things in his ass and choking broads. The cut to "Where the Wild Things Are" that the swamp rat starts cuffin up and well I pretty much lost intrest after that cuz I already know how this ends. some huffing, sweating, and ungodly things went down in a hotel room somewhere.

Skittles

New Hot Ish!!!

Just. Press. Play. (I noticed that I didnt hear NeNe on the track)

Skittles

Ugggghhhhh!

Everyone's favorite little nappy head Beyasha was spotted walking around in some airport LOOKING. LIKE. THIS. Id like to draw attention to the fact the old dude to the right (is that Toure and quick side note, did anyone know he was MARRIED???) is lookin at B like WTF?? Also I'd like to point out how everyone is quick to get on Solo and her choices on how she comes out her house but at least her low fade stays on point. Someone in the wig crypt get on their job IMMEDIATELY and fix this infraction. B you got too much money to be walkin around look SUPER basic like you waitin til payday to get your weave redone. I end with these words of wisdom: Tighten the fuck up! More fuckery below:




Skittles

This is Old But I Need a Good Laugh

When looking for some other shit online one day I stumbled across this and it stole my heart and took my breath away. If you have not shit else better to do sit here and watch the whole thing but if you pressed for time or some shit, click on any one of these and you will feel how I felt. Enjoy!



















Skittles

Saints, Begin the March to Hell Right About...Now!

If this aint the (funniest) most fucked up shyt you've ever seen, please let me know what is and send it to me. This is exactly how the "saints" in church will run up on you before during and after service and sound just like home gurl above. Is all good until shortly thereafter, they gossipin about Deacon Jones and Sister Lee comin into chruch together in the same car wear the same clothes from the fish fry the night before and shit..SMH

Skittles

No Eating Here Tonight

This took place in India and the two you see gettin beat like they stole something is a couple of "teens" (id please) trying to get it in but got caught. If this had happened to me when I was young after that kinda ass whoopin, I wouldnt be looking at a pentis til about 77 or so..They dont play overseas but I know if I ever come home and catch my baby w/ some little boy tryna stick his mail in my child slot, some shit like this is bound to pop off.

Skittles

Gorilla Goth

What in the hale?!? What in the lime green, black mesh, long-sleeved hale? What am I looking at? Oh my gosh, I can't see!!! OMG!! Now this bitch knows she is wrong. Dead Azz Wrong(shot out)!! She could've at least done SOMETHING ELSE with her hair. I haven't seen a fan in 12 years! And is that a neck choker, or a diamond(cough!) necklace? I wanna know who was strong enough to be the photographer of this photo shoot. And is he or she okay, cause I'm not! She doesn't even look like she's proud to be taking this picture, and quite frankly, she shouldn't be. Shit! I'm ashamed to be looking at it! Shame on me! I'm going to get the bleach and Greased Lightening to flush my eyes out. Peace!!
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Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

So Ima just post this right here....






....and let Jesus take the wheel. All comments are welcome

Taken from you know you dead azz wrong!!!

Skittles

Momma No!

Eddie, you need come get your child cuz this shit right here is a mess. Necole You know how you (driving,, walking, waiting at the bus stop, ect.) down on MLK Blvd. (your city here, USA) and see some bird dressed with her swag game proper. Lace front fresh, shoe game right, and fit on point. Then all of a sudden you see this hoe got one (or more) of Bebe's kids looking like baby Angel Iris above. Mel B. you know you need yo ass beat, that's why you're trifin ass walkin in the back. And also note that old girl stole the swag of a professional swagger jacker? How's that shit feels Rhi-Rhi?

Skittles

Bron, Bron WTF?

If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

Skittles

Come Now, Let's Be Original at Least

The group above you see is Richgirl. They have a catchy little "girl power" tune (if that's your thing click the vid to watch, me, not so much) thats making the rounds on MTV Jams about once a month. As I sat and watched this, I could help but notice something (and I could be wrong) but they kinda of all resemble broke ass versions of other singers. One looks like a Beyasha knock off, One looks like Kelly Rowland (one of the founding members of the "Little Engine that Could Clique) was beat in the face, another one looks like one of the girls in The Dream produced group Electrik Red (How'd their album do, anyone know if it went metal?) and the other affirmative action chick looks like the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls if she ate and was broke. And then the video looks like they got the cheap version of Beyasha's coreographer to do the video. I just wanna know why someone in their right mind (or high off some of that good good) try to put shit like this out in the world and expcet it to work? We already have a professional swagger jacker (Robyn?) in the game. Kindly go back to wardrobe, hair, and make-up try this shit again.

Skittles

Giddy Up!

The lovely sexy "young thang" you see above is Junk (I kid you not), one of the attention seeking whores vying to let either Real or Chance (or both, who knows) "filet mignon that p*ssy" til death (or an STD) does them part on the upcoming season of "Real Chance of Love 2: Back In the Saddle"premiring next week on the Shuck and Jive Network (VH1). I cant fully support checking for this one only becuase things don't look like they will bode well for me the viewer or the acto, um , cast in terms of entertainment factor after last season when Chance kicked both of his girls to the curb and Real (dumb ass) dropped Bay Bay Bay for Fargo and OMG! (big shocker) things didn't work out. (very original VH1). But if one of my real favorite shows goes to reruns or something or I'm home on a Saturday and ain't sit else to do, I may peep the fuckery. Click the link to see the rest of these basic lookin bargin basement hoes via VH1

Skittles

Chicken George

This fucking coon! He loves chicken so much he wants to marry it?!? Are you fuckin serious? This fucka just sent us back out into the cot damn cotton fields with this shit. I may as well put on my moo moo and apron because I am damn sure about to be somebodies fucking mammy. I am thoroughly offended in every aspect. Who thought that this would be a good idea, and whose Huggies money funded this bufoonery? Some little snotty nosed bastard is running aroung in a pissy ass pamper just because daddy wanted to go over his minutes on his camera phone to "create" this sin against humanity. Shameful!
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Technical Foul

Seems like unless you or your daddy got some $$$ you fucked in the game. Jojo Simmons (son of RUN DMC from man Rev. Joesph "Run" Simmons) and member of some group name "Team Blackout" (member them? Don't fret, I don't either) got off after tryna black out his car windows w/ weed smoke (via MTV):

He was caught by officers rolling up some of nature’s finest on May 8 while sitting inside his BMW on New York’s Upper West Side. Police said he attempted to flee in the car, nearly backing into an NYPD cruiser in the process, which led to charges of resisting arrest as well as drug possession, reckless endangerment and criminal use of drug paraphernalia.

But after seeing most of the serious charges tossed out one day after his arrest, he cut a plea deal with prosecutors on Thursday and was sentenced to serve one day of community service for disorderly conduct, a violation, according to a spokesperson for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.

What in the hell kinda bullshit is that? Had he been Jojo Johnson son of Pookie Johnson who USED to carry crates for RUN DMC back in the day, he would be getting his ass tore out the frame (literally) by some nigga named Bo or some shit. Where is the lesson in a day of community service??

Time for Some Twitter Advertising

Anyone remember Kyle from the past season of "College Hill: South Beach" ??? His "How you doin" swag is proper so I couldnt help but to follow his ass on Twitter. He has a USTREAM account and it is hilarious!!!! Go follow his Twitter or watch his broadcast on USTREAM (LIVE) anytime after 10pm.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thatdamnkwash
Skittles

Sooo...

Ya girl Beyasha is supposedly in talks to star in "Obsessed 2" according to MediaTakeOut.com:


July 15, 2009. Beyonce is expected to make her way back to the big screen.

MediaTakeout.com just learned that Bey and her management are hard at work trying to negotiate a deal to have her star in the sequel to her movie Obsessed.

In case you forgot, Obsessed was the Fatal Attraction type thriller that she made earlier this year with actor Idris Elba.

Well according to our snitch, Beyonce is expected to pull in big bucks to star in the flick.

And get this – the plot of Obsessed 2 is rumored to have Beyonce cheating on her husband. And she’ll be stalked by her lover.

Now we have to admit - this whole Obsessed series is just plain silly. But you know we’ll be the first one on line to catch it.

I personally did not go to see the first flick (becuase when I spend 7 of my dollars and 50 of my cents, I do not want to see sub-par acting with an overhyped name) but I will make it a personal mission of mine to NOT go anywhere near a movie theater if anyone throws money at her to make this bullshit. Now I may be pursaded in being interested in bootlegging it if Sasha make an appearance (sans the damn leotard she always is outfitted in) and does some hood shit like bust out somebodies windows or some shit.
Skittles

Deadbeat Daddy Alert!!!

Ladies, the two menses you see below may look enticing (to some) but just be forewarned: THIS IS THE FACE OF A SORRY ASS DEADBEAT BABY DADDY!!!





Akon was just recently featured on Maury Povich and it was determined that He IS the father" of a jumpoff's six month old child. The problem is that the jumpoff and her lawyers are having trouble finding him to serve him with child support enforcement paperwork. It went as far as trying to have him served while he was at Michael Jackson's memorial service last week to no success.



Mr. Nasty Nas (who is a repeat offender to this list becuase he has an older daughter that is floating around somewhere with her momma who was last seen selling herself off as the hip-hop "helen of troy" to make ends meet) basically just told is currently pregnant soon to be ex wife singer Kelis to "get the fuck outta here" with the supposed $10,000 a month she was asking for in child and spousal support. He "claims" that she was lying when she reported in court papers that he received upwards of $11 million for his last album on Def Jam (I believe it, Jigga look like he woulda ok'ed some shit like that) and really it was barely close to $4 mil and he would be willing to give her $5,000 a month in support. Now this is just sad as all hell. Both of these two "men" are too trifling to come outta pocket and do for their own kids? Akon should be ashamed considering he's been spreading that motherland seed kinda thin (supposedly the man has a few wives) for a while now he cant afford one more kid??? Nas is just sorry as all fuck cuz he can afford both kids but just dont want to. This just goes to show you the down falls of groupie love. I do not support this type of fuckery right here. Sad
Skittles

I Just Wanna know Why???

I personally stan for Frankie F. Baby most times as my hero of all fuckery but this shit right here, man...this is too far...Ladies unless he "put a ring on it", dont make ANYTHING permanent! Next week when this dude pipe is empty and she off to the next one, what about the tramp stamp? Keyshia, you must be so proud!
Skittles

Who Let The Dogs Out!?!?

WTF! Who the hell told these woolly mammoth-esque broads that they looked good. I am certain no one came to that conclusion using any one of their five functioning senses. I'll even throw in one more, common sense! Common sense should tell you not to wallow, roll, slither your robust ass out of the house looking like a nylon version of the Michelin Man. I'm surprised they weren't harpooned on their way to go and ruin these poor young menses nights, and lives, and induce irreversible damage to their eye sights. Ugh, just disgusitng! How dare they!


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