Anything to get Shine

So if you've been living under a rock this week then you missed Frankie F.'s appearance on Judge Mathis this week. Try not to laugh when the announcer says "Hit reality show". Then get into all the Z list black "stars" who speak on her behalf and the guy who is suing her. The nigga from Next??? Really??? and its not even one of the popular ones. SMH


Skittles

Tragic Fuckery

While looking around on some of my favorite more "immature" media websites, I came across this gem of a video. Now Im going to ignore the fact that there is a grown ass man walking around calling himself "Lingerie" (Where they do that at? Florida apparently) but also something that closely resembles a swamp rat speaking about putting things in his ass and choking broads. The cut to "Where the Wild Things Are" that the swamp rat starts cuffin up and well I pretty much lost intrest after that cuz I already know how this ends. some huffing, sweating, and ungodly things went down in a hotel room somewhere.

Skittles

Kim, Kim, Kim.. Nooooo!!!

In keeping with the other post I figured I start off with this tragic ass foolishness. Kim need not to use that swamp gutter she calls a v-jay jay to entice men to let her "sing" anymore becuase frankly my ears cant bear anymore.

Skittles

Hoe Its A Recession.. We Need To Make Things Happen in 09

When I first saw this I was picked up off the floor but I feel the concept. Old girl breaks it down so not too much I need to say. Unfortunately, somewhere this is some birds ring back tone right now.
Skittles

Live from Cell Block C!

First off sorry for the delay in posts, my fellow partner if fuckery both are on our grind to make sure we dont have to resort to doin hoe shit in orders to make ends meet in this recession. Clifford is on lockdown still makin a buzz in the streets. Apparently he is still feelin some type of way about his first baby momma and bored lookin at those four walls since you know he aint coming out of his cell (avoiding gettin his cookies took) so he decided to write a song about her on a new mixtape called " T.I. Live From Forest City Correctional Facility". The lyrics are kinda tough. I wonder if this will start a new trend of rappers making diss track and starting beefs with their former bust it babies. Next up should be Rick Ross and both of them birds he reproduced with. Then Nas aka "Mr Father of the Year (ha!) should drop a track about Kelis and Carmen. I would love if Diddy made one for about all 600 of the women he spread his seed on/in. But the sour cream on the top of the nachos would be Jay-Z FINALLY talking about this secret child he has. The wig crypt would make that track as hard to get as lost ark in Indiana Jones and shit. Peep the actual lyrics from the song:

I’m in a public tug of war for dough I struggled for,
I owe money for my sons, honey and nothin’ more,
Do much more than average for my sons
And you just ignore, in fact, you can get off your ass and work
If you don’t wanna be f*cking poor That’s not quite the issue is it?
It’s that we don’t f*ck no more,
That’s ’sposed to be you who buying houses, picking out decor
That’s ’sposed to be you in Bentley’s, Fendi and Dior
That’s your problem, just accept it,
You and I are never more
And forever we never will,
Just try your best to deal
I rolled around wit you for years and I regret it still
And well, since you ain’t let yourself know,
You look a mess,
Just let yourself go I guess…

Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

Im just posting this for fucks sake.

Skittles

My Take on RHOA

Oh so my homie has giving her take on the "Real Hood (wanna-be) Rich Broads Who Stay Somewhere in Georgia(?)" It was pretty tame and predictable until the last fifteen minutes when Sharee got gully with Ms. Anthony (who was givin me fivah!) and it almost got hood. The fight ALMOST was on par with the subsequent fight that stemmed from "Ribgate 09" between Kay and my heart Kyle but all in all I could have givin two shit if the true body and soul of the show had not made and apprearance mere SECONDS into the show and was absoulutely FAB! Missed it? Here it is:


Also, here is one of the best reviews of the show:


Skittles

Bow Wow, WTF were you Thinking?

NY STAND UP! The Voice of The Young People (in her head) Lil Mama was seen out and about (this century) rockin some Patra dookie braids while out and about last night. There is no way in 2300 Jackson Street hell that you will catch a regular bitch (c) lilduval such as myself out rockin this shit to be "different". Glowstick swag not approved. Back to the dressing room and try again.

Oh and peep how normal decent people such as Letoya Luckett were reacting to this monstrosity:



Notcie how the side eye says "I want nothing to do with this shit"

Skittles

What Is the World Coming To?

SAN ANTONIO - The scene was so gruesome investigators could barely speak: A 3 1/2-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom of a single-story house, three of his tiny toes chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out. Otty Sanchez, 33, apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts before stabbing herself.

This is truly sad, and sick. The child wasn't even a month old and this crazy broad murdered him. A poor defenseless baby, God rest his soul. And they charged this woman with capital murder? I hate to say it, but something is obviously wrong with her. No one in there right mind could do something like this. She needs to go somewhere and get the help that she needs. Unfortunately I don't think prison is that place, not right now, anyway. Just sad.


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