Don't Shoot The Messenger...

This is the most luxurious shit you will ever have the privilege to lay your sorry eyes on in your sad little lives. This should have received more coverage than that sham of a quickie wedding that took place this weekend (which I refuse to name whose becuase its gotten mre than enough coverage by more "mature" media outlets than this one) in LA. Enjoy more below and throw no shade.

My Take on RHOA

Oh so my homie has giving her take on the "Real Hood (wanna-be) Rich Broads Who Stay Somewhere in Georgia(?)" It was pretty tame and predictable until the last fifteen minutes when Sharee got gully with Ms. Anthony (who was givin me fivah!) and it almost got hood. The fight ALMOST was on par with the subsequent fight that stemmed from "Ribgate 09" between Kay and my heart Kyle but all in all I could have givin two shit if the true body and soul of the show had not made and apprearance mere SECONDS into the show and was absoulutely FAB! Missed it? Here it is:


Also, here is one of the best reviews of the show:


Skittles

Miss Honey!

First off, since Im back from my simple ass break and dont got shit else to do, Im online surfing ho shit late and I just seent this on Kyle (from College Hill fuckery) Ustream and it made my damn night! If you can make it past the beehive, Check the tangerrific backup dancers lookin like "do it bitch!". Notice the YT man (a judge?) looking like he enjoy that shit (* gives the "I call Bullshit" side eye) Shit like this is why I do what I do. When I saw this, my heart damn near dropped into my damn toes. I cant even caption this shit so I will just post this and let you enjoy this beautiful sight. Keep watching Kyle on his USTREAM or follow him on his Twitter.

Then he had the nerve to show us this shit via YouTube

Skittles

Screamin' Diva

I know this is a little old, but it is still funny as hell. This man is a certified queen!!! All he is missing is his tiara and gown, which I'm sure is hanging in the back of his closet next to his Wonder Woman costume. I mean shit, I can't even scream like that. It was scary though, I probably wouuld've shit myself! What?!? At least I'm not frontin'!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

Miss J. Alexander

Earlier today, I was channel surfing when I came across some re-runs of ANTM(America's Next Top Model, that is, for you culturally challenged readers out there).
Miss Jay, Miss Jay, Miss Jay! Luv ya much, but this is not a face that should be on a fashion show, or even TV for that matter. I know the girls on the show are desperate, even more so now given that it has turned into nothing short of a circus. It would have to be desperation for me to listen to her giving me advice about anything. Look at her, looking like Bubbles the chimp. She is proud though, can't knock that. And her gams are FIERCE!!!

Fuckery Friday : Twitter has Follow Friday, We have this:

So Ima just post this right here....






....and let Jesus take the wheel. All comments are welcome

Taken from you know you dead azz wrong!!!

Skittles

Duct Tape and Vasaline: Part Two

Chile let me tell you when I read this I was too through (wish we could find video):

A Chicago gay men's beauty pageant ended in blood after a judge, unhappy with the results, beat another judge with the trophy while one of the contestants assaulted him with a sharp object, the Chicago Tribune reports. The victim suffered a broken jaw and required stitches on his hand:

"Leroy Tinch (left), 28, of the 2200 block of Emerson Street in Evanston and Anthony Johnson (right), 23, of the 8200 block of Keating Avenue in Skokie were both charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm, a class one felony, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office. The men were ordered held on $75,000 bond by Circuit Court Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil. Prosecutors said the men were at the pageant at 3350 W. Jackson Blvd., where Johnson was a contestant and Tinch was a judge. Johnson allegedly became angry with another judge after he voted for different contestant, grabbed the trophy and hit the judge in the head with it. Tinch then jumped in and began hitting the judge with a sharp object (a knife, according to NBC), cutting him over his left eye, Conklin said."

Skittles

R.I.P

Im sad to find this out because I've been a fan of his books since high school:

E. Lynn Harris, the best-selling Arkansas author known for contemporary stories about African-Americans, died today during a West Coast book tour. His personal assistant confirmed an unspecified health event this morning, but said she was awaiting word from the scene before providing specifics..

Arkansas Sports 360 provided the first formal report that Harris had died. The item did not cite a source, but Harris was close to the UA Athletic Department and had worked as coach and sponsor of the cheerleaders. Black Voices later confirmed the report, citing a spokesman for his publisher.

Word of the health event began making the rounds on Twitter earlier in the morning.

Born in Michigan, Harris grew up in Little Rock. He attended the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville, where he was the school's first black cheerleader. He continued to be a diehard Razorback fan. He has taught adjunct courses in the English department, most recently last fall.

His latest book, "Basketball Jones," is about the gay lover of an NBA star. Says the publicity blurb: "In Basketball Jones, E. Lynn Harris explores the consequences of loving someone who is forced to conform to the rules society demands its public heroes follow. Filled with nonstop twists and turns, it will keep readers riveted from the first page to the last." According to his website biography, Harris, 54, divides his time between Fayetteville and Atlanta.

Taken from Arkansas Times

Skittles

Bron, Bron WTF?

If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

Skittles

Comedic Moment of the Day

Let me start off your Monday morning right with this shit right here. I follow this lovely individual on Facebook, Myspace (yes I still have a damn Myspace but I barely go to it) and Twitter for a good laugh (and he's not bad on the eyes even if he is How you doin). So because this is my shit (and yours too, my partner in fuckery) and I'll abuse it how I see fit, I am posting a blog just for B!



Skittles

Duct Tape and Vaseline

Get away from my mother?!? I didn't see any women, not a one, in this video. Hell, I didn't see any men either. And when did men(using the word loosely) start calling other men(again) bitches? Miss Tangerine Pants is pretty upset, somebody must've stole his red confetti, blue mascara with the diamonds. Peep around the 2:10 mark after Tangi gets slammed to the ground, she's proceeds to cross her legs to show how much of a lady it is. Snap fo tha kids!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

For your Viewing Pleasure...

I came these lovely indiviuals as i was searching for something else on YT but once I saw this I was not only intruiged but also inspired almost to the point that I wanted to take it back to my high school days and go to a dance class (and this is in spite of the music in the background). One of the choreographers has a blog too so we will be featuring it in our Blogroll so check it out.

Enjoy a few more vids:





And the best for last:

Faces From The Past: B2K

Now I know to some folks this is old as hell but I ran across this last night and it still is funny as all shit (maybe a bad choice of words considering) to me. I wonder why the show never aired. I would've loved to see the "truth" come out. In the meantime, enjoy this fuckery!
Skittles

Time for Some Twitter Advertising

Anyone remember Kyle from the past season of "College Hill: South Beach" ??? His "How you doin" swag is proper so I couldnt help but to follow his ass on Twitter. He has a USTREAM account and it is hilarious!!!! Go follow his Twitter or watch his broadcast on USTREAM (LIVE) anytime after 10pm.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thatdamnkwash
Skittles

How You Doin'?

As you know Miss Wendy Williams' nationally televised talk show premiered today. What's that? Finally you say, I know right! I've been waiting to see miss thang dig into asses like she did ole Mr.Ed(I mean Omarosa). But today, for the premiere I guess, she kept as classy as could be expected. Let's not make it a habit, all right Wendy.
Here is her interview with the ageless Vanessa Williams.



Oh, and here is her lil bout with Omarosa. Can't call it, how bout you?