Showing posts with label I wanna thank my momma n em. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I wanna thank my momma n em. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

WOW, Who knew?

Mase Makes Puff Release Him In The Middle of V103's Ryan Cameron Show from shudduptv on Vimeo.



Who wouldve ever thunk that Pastor Ma$e would be G enough to strong arm Ciroc Obama himself??? Watch as he ambush dude on video and Diddy does the smart business man move and signs the papers. Watching this several things came to mind:

1. When Ma$e was on the way there, I wonder was he playing Usher's new jawn "Papers"?

2. Speaking of which, did you notice at the 2:30 mark the big ass pic of him (Usher)on the wall in the studio?

3. Were you secretly hoping that Diddy was gonna:
A. ball up the paper and throw it in Ma$e's face
B. Bitch slap him
C. All of the above
or was I alone in this?

4. Why did Ma$e look so scared for?

5. Notice how all this going on and them damn dumb ass Dirty Money broads still sat there oblivious to the whole thing. If this was not a sure sign from the Lord to run, I dont know what else they would need.

6. I wonder what Diddy said to him after he signed it? (I personally was some real G shit but who knows)

7. Why was this not a damn trending topic???

8. So since Ma$e hasnt done anything relevant in damn near 12 years musically(and if any one of you mention anything about Curtis the Gorilla you have no soul and don't love your mother you dirty bastards), what did this really accomplish?

9. What's next for Mason??

10. Who knew that pastors got down like this?? If all of them took cues from him, the building fund would stay stacked up...

Enjoy the vid and if you can anwser these questions please dont hesitate to comment

Skittles

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

You People....



I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


Skittles

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Saints, Begin the March to Hell Right About...Now!



If this aint the (funniest) most fucked up shyt you've ever seen, please let me know what is and send it to me. This is exactly how the "saints" in church will run up on you before during and after service and sound just like home gurl above. Is all good until shortly thereafter, they gossipin about Deacon Jones and Sister Lee comin into chruch together in the same car wear the same clothes from the fish fry the night before and shit..SMH

Skittles

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Miss Honey!



First off, since Im back from my simple ass break and dont got shit else to do, Im online surfing ho shit late and I just seent this on Kyle (from College Hill fuckery) Ustream and it made my damn night! If you can make it past the beehive, Check the tangerrific backup dancers lookin like "do it bitch!". Notice the YT man (a judge?) looking like he enjoy that shit (* gives the "I call Bullshit" side eye) Shit like this is why I do what I do. When I saw this, my heart damn near dropped into my damn toes. I cant even caption this shit so I will just post this and let you enjoy this beautiful sight. Keep watching Kyle on his USTREAM or follow him on his Twitter.

Then he had the nerve to show us this shit via YouTube

Skittles

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Comedic Moment of the Day



Let me start off your Monday morning right with this shit right here. I follow this lovely individual on Facebook, Myspace (yes I still have a damn Myspace but I barely go to it) and Twitter for a good laugh (and he's not bad on the eyes even if he is How you doin). So because this is my shit (and yours too, my partner in fuckery) and I'll abuse it how I see fit, I am posting a blog just for B!



Skittles

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Time out for some advertising



Shout out to my sister for following us on here, she has her own blog about her "natural" hair journey or whatever the hell so check her out if lookin like Celie from the color purple is your thing: http://naturaljourneywoman.blogspot.com

Skittles