Don't Shoot The Messenger...

This is the most luxurious shit you will ever have the privilege to lay your sorry eyes on in your sad little lives. This should have received more coverage than that sham of a quickie wedding that took place this weekend (which I refuse to name whose becuase its gotten mre than enough coverage by more "mature" media outlets than this one) in LA. Enjoy more below and throw no shade.

Gorilla Goth

What in the hale?!? What in the lime green, black mesh, long-sleeved hale? What am I looking at? Oh my gosh, I can't see!!! OMG!! Now this bitch knows she is wrong. Dead Azz Wrong(shot out)!! She could've at least done SOMETHING ELSE with her hair. I haven't seen a fan in 12 years! And is that a neck choker, or a diamond(cough!) necklace? I wanna know who was strong enough to be the photographer of this photo shoot. And is he or she okay, cause I'm not! She doesn't even look like she's proud to be taking this picture, and quite frankly, she shouldn't be. Shit! I'm ashamed to be looking at it! Shame on me! I'm going to get the bleach and Greased Lightening to flush my eyes out. Peace!!
xoxoxV_Dubxoxox

My Anthem For The Summer.. Til I Get Right Anyway...

My twitter homie Fresh put this on Twitter (follow me
www.twitter.com/kprince1) last week and it got stuck my head so I had to share it before I went to Krispy Kreme's uh, hit the gym . Skinny hoes sit down and eat. Fat bitches are still in style. This should be the opening music for Mo'Nique's show that comes out on BET later this year.



And just in case you forgot how Ms. Mo Nique can get down, here's a refresher:



BIG GILRS STAND UP! but not too fast we know yall fuck around and fall off balance it'll be some shit!!