Somone Please Call 911...

Why lord why?? This shit makes me so uncomfortable because I can imagine ol' boy following behind her in the airport, down the street as she walking, and a few other things of that nature that fall into a stalkerish nature but im sure my counterpart would lead you to believe that this is probably the best song ever. Knowing her, she probably co-wrote, produced and is in development for the video right now. SMH

Skittles

You People....

I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


Skittles

Hoe Its A Recession.. We Need To Make Things Happen in 09

When I first saw this I was picked up off the floor but I feel the concept. Old girl breaks it down so not too much I need to say. Unfortunately, somewhere this is some birds ring back tone right now.
Skittles

Bow Wow, WTF were you Thinking?

NY STAND UP! The Voice of The Young People (in her head) Lil Mama was seen out and about (this century) rockin some Patra dookie braids while out and about last night. There is no way in 2300 Jackson Street hell that you will catch a regular bitch (c) lilduval such as myself out rockin this shit to be "different". Glowstick swag not approved. Back to the dressing room and try again.

Oh and peep how normal decent people such as Letoya Luckett were reacting to this monstrosity:



Notcie how the side eye says "I want nothing to do with this shit"

Skittles

Momma No!

Eddie, you need come get your child cuz this shit right here is a mess. Necole You know how you (driving,, walking, waiting at the bus stop, ect.) down on MLK Blvd. (your city here, USA) and see some bird dressed with her swag game proper. Lace front fresh, shoe game right, and fit on point. Then all of a sudden you see this hoe got one (or more) of Bebe's kids looking like baby Angel Iris above. Mel B. you know you need yo ass beat, that's why you're trifin ass walkin in the back. And also note that old girl stole the swag of a professional swagger jacker? How's that shit feels Rhi-Rhi?

Skittles

Bron, Bron WTF?

If you thought for one second that this was a good look, homie you thought wrong. Bron Bron looks like a gay soldier (How you dewin?) walking to a a lucheon in the hamptons. Someone looked at this and asked me where he was and the only response to that was somewhere he shouldn't have been: In public. You make WAY too much money to not hire someone named peachez or butterfly or some shit to come out anywhere looking like this. Try the fuck again!

Skittles

Come Now, Let's Be Original at Least

The group above you see is Richgirl. They have a catchy little "girl power" tune (if that's your thing click the vid to watch, me, not so much) thats making the rounds on MTV Jams about once a month. As I sat and watched this, I could help but notice something (and I could be wrong) but they kinda of all resemble broke ass versions of other singers. One looks like a Beyasha knock off, One looks like Kelly Rowland (one of the founding members of the "Little Engine that Could Clique) was beat in the face, another one looks like one of the girls in The Dream produced group Electrik Red (How'd their album do, anyone know if it went metal?) and the other affirmative action chick looks like the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls if she ate and was broke. And then the video looks like they got the cheap version of Beyasha's coreographer to do the video. I just wanna know why someone in their right mind (or high off some of that good good) try to put shit like this out in the world and expcet it to work? We already have a professional swagger jacker (Robyn?) in the game. Kindly go back to wardrobe, hair, and make-up try this shit again.

Skittles

Technical Foul

Seems like unless you or your daddy got some $$$ you fucked in the game. Jojo Simmons (son of RUN DMC from man Rev. Joesph "Run" Simmons) and member of some group name "Team Blackout" (member them? Don't fret, I don't either) got off after tryna black out his car windows w/ weed smoke (via MTV):

He was caught by officers rolling up some of nature’s finest on May 8 while sitting inside his BMW on New York’s Upper West Side. Police said he attempted to flee in the car, nearly backing into an NYPD cruiser in the process, which led to charges of resisting arrest as well as drug possession, reckless endangerment and criminal use of drug paraphernalia.

But after seeing most of the serious charges tossed out one day after his arrest, he cut a plea deal with prosecutors on Thursday and was sentenced to serve one day of community service for disorderly conduct, a violation, according to a spokesperson for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.

What in the hell kinda bullshit is that? Had he been Jojo Johnson son of Pookie Johnson who USED to carry crates for RUN DMC back in the day, he would be getting his ass tore out the frame (literally) by some nigga named Bo or some shit. Where is the lesson in a day of community service??

Faces From The Past: B2K

Now I know to some folks this is old as hell but I ran across this last night and it still is funny as all shit (maybe a bad choice of words considering) to me. I wonder why the show never aired. I would've loved to see the "truth" come out. In the meantime, enjoy this fuckery!
Skittles

Who's Real??

Ms O'day was spotted taking time out from whatever the hell she does now that Ciroc Obama (Diddy) drop kicked her ass outta Danity Kane to do a photo (shop) shoot for Paper magazine. We can't but notice that she's looking a bit more....fuller in the back area. I beleive she may have invested either butt pads, back shots, or dime curves (the female supplement for hoes tryna get that ass fatter) What do you all think? Is Aubrey the new Whooty in these streets??
Skittles

I Just Wanna know Why???

I personally stan for Frankie F. Baby most times as my hero of all fuckery but this shit right here, man...this is too far...Ladies unless he "put a ring on it", dont make ANYTHING permanent! Next week when this dude pipe is empty and she off to the next one, what about the tramp stamp? Keyshia, you must be so proud!
Skittles