Sorry for the Wait

Hello world, First off we must apologize for the way too long absence but damnit we got real life shit to do so dont judge us. Secondly, if youve been sitting here since our last post constantly checking to see if we've posted new shit the first let us thank you and second may I personally suggest you find some type of hobby away from your damn computer as well to occupy your damn time. Lastly please know that we post this with a very BIG announcement. We're coming bacckk!!! New fuckery has arisen and we would be remiss if we stayed away any longer, plus we know yall asses missed us so get ready, get set, and be prepared for the shade throwing and shit talking coming your way!

New Ish!

If this shit gets lost in translation: Think Soulja Boy's "Soulja Girl" circa 2007.





No further comments.

Skittles

Anything to get Shine

So if you've been living under a rock this week then you missed Frankie F.'s appearance on Judge Mathis this week. Try not to laugh when the announcer says "Hit reality show". Then get into all the Z list black "stars" who speak on her behalf and the guy who is suing her. The nigga from Next??? Really??? and its not even one of the popular ones. SMH


Skittles

WOW, Who knew?

Mase Makes Puff Release Him In The Middle of V103's Ryan Cameron Show from shudduptv on Vimeo.

Who wouldve ever thunk that Pastor Ma$e would be G enough to strong arm Ciroc Obama himself??? Watch as he ambush dude on video and Diddy does the smart business man move and signs the papers. Watching this several things came to mind:

1. When Ma$e was on the way there, I wonder was he playing Usher's new jawn "Papers"?

2. Speaking of which, did you notice at the 2:30 mark the big ass pic of him (Usher)on the wall in the studio?

3. Were you secretly hoping that Diddy was gonna:
A. ball up the paper and throw it in Ma$e's face
B. Bitch slap him
C. All of the above
or was I alone in this?

4. Why did Ma$e look so scared for?

5. Notice how all this going on and them damn dumb ass Dirty Money broads still sat there oblivious to the whole thing. If this was not a sure sign from the Lord to run, I dont know what else they would need.

6. I wonder what Diddy said to him after he signed it? (I personally was some real G shit but who knows)

7. Why was this not a damn trending topic???

8. So since Ma$e hasnt done anything relevant in damn near 12 years musically(and if any one of you mention anything about Curtis the Gorilla you have no soul and don't love your mother you dirty bastards), what did this really accomplish?

9. What's next for Mason??

10. Who knew that pastors got down like this?? If all of them took cues from him, the building fund would stay stacked up...

Enjoy the vid and if you can anwser these questions please dont hesitate to comment

Skittles

Somone Please Call 911...

Why lord why?? This shit makes me so uncomfortable because I can imagine ol' boy following behind her in the airport, down the street as she walking, and a few other things of that nature that fall into a stalkerish nature but im sure my counterpart would lead you to believe that this is probably the best song ever. Knowing her, she probably co-wrote, produced and is in development for the video right now. SMH

Skittles

What the Hale???

Soooo um yeah, for some reason this came into my line of vision and I saw this mess. Mliey go sit yo dum (without the b) ass down somewhere off twitter, USTREAM and YT, facebook, myspace and whatever else people can see yo simple ass at and get into some damn books. Eventually that Hannah Montana ends are gonna be used up if you keep using it on fuckery like this and then you will become america's next top overexposed unwed teen snow bunny. This aint a good luck on no front. Delete yo damn account and STFU


Skittles

Don't Shoot The Messenger...

This is the most luxurious shit you will ever have the privilege to lay your sorry eyes on in your sad little lives. This should have received more coverage than that sham of a quickie wedding that took place this weekend (which I refuse to name whose becuase its gotten mre than enough coverage by more "mature" media outlets than this one) in LA. Enjoy more below and throw no shade.

You People....

I dont even know what they did to take mugshots but those are good enough to get a gold star for fukery today. Congrats rats!


Skittles

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Just when I thought it was safe to start leaving my Vikkies and toothbrush back in his house, my future ex husband/soon to be babby daddy Reggie Bush has gotten back together with Kim Kardashian. Real Talk: Kim was feelin herself a bit too much and forgot that the only reason she was relevant after the sex tape intrest wore off was the fact Reggie was beating her down. Once her sisters started becoming a bit more popular (for being loose booty whores too) she went crawling back to Reggie so that she could take the shine off of her sister quickie marriage to Lamar Odom this past weekend. What a hater. Hope is just a publicity stunt so my Reggie can come back to me and we can have a quickie marriage and just as quick divorce (with a "accidental" pregnancy in between). Fingers crossed


Skittles

Ladies Take Note:

So reading up on one of my favorite sites I happened to catch this note (via her Twitter of course, cuz what better way to communicate personal family issues than in a public forum, Go head girl! ) from Mashonda (aka Mrs Swizz Beatz) to Ms. Keys asking her to own up to her homewrecking scalawag ways. She didn't go in on her like you would expect but she put her ass on blast and told her point blank that she is a homewrecking ass heifer who needs to get at her, Real Talk. Check out the letter to the heifer in question:

After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat, I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I've never reached out to her on twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I've reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response. The 1st time I meet AK, my husband introduced us to each other at an event. ( I have no choice but to call him my husband, until he is not anymore) In the messages that I sent to her (AK), I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. Its been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive, is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son.

I was a fan of AK's last album, we were both signed to J Records and I always checked up on her projects. I sang her songs and admired her for creating Superwoman and Karma, I would never deny her, her talent. I believed in her until I found out she was possibly sleeping with my husband. The affair was denied by both, until it was finally admitted months later.

Already I can hear some of you saying " why are u blaming her, You cant make someone leave their wife, You cant break something thats broken". Well, my marriage was not broken, as far as I knew we were celebrating our sons birth and getting ready to celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary . Call it blind love, whatever. I call it being a devoted wife.. As far as me blaming her and not blaming him, thats false. Me and my husband have worked out our differences. We are in a good place as people and as parents. I accept his choices and I am comfortable enough with myself to move on. I am so very blessed in many ways.

My concern with AK is no longer the fact that she assisted in destroying a family but that she has the audacity to make these selfish comments about love and wanting to be with someone, even after knowing their situation. How is this the same Superwoman that I sang out loud with in my truck? I ask myself sometimes.

If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage. You know that I asked you to step back and let me handle my family issues. Issues that you helped to create.
Im not saying everything was perfect all the time but no relationship is perfect. We made a vow to God and I believe you should have respected that, as a woman. I know you owe me or my son nothing but I just wish you would've handled things more carefully. I'm not judging you, I put you and the whole situation in the hands of God, the Higher Power. Just know that as a woman, I expected so much more from you. I never had intentions on reaching out to you this way but after reading your twits tonight, and the constant disregard, you left me no choice. I feel that after 1 and a half years of you hiding this affair and acting like it doesnt exist, that now is the time to confront it, since you talk so openly about it now

This is not a publicity stunt, I dont have a record coming out. I just need to close this chapter in my life and that means confronting our issues. There is a small child involved. His dad loves him to death and he wants to spend more time with him but hes afraid because he knows we don't have a relationship. This is my main concern. My son NEEDS his dad and I NEED to be comfortable with you. For him!

I know many will see my point and many will not be able to look into what's real because they only want to see Alicia Keys the celebrity, not the human. This is not for the "people", this is for you. Like I said I was left no choice but to reach out to you this way. By now, Im sure you want to find a balance in this as well.

I read your tweets tonight and I felt they were very insensitive. You have no idea how much pain I was caused because of this affair. Its baffling to me that you don't understand what I might have gone through with this situation. I dont consider myself a victim anymore, Ive learned alot from this! I just ask you to try and be a bit more realistic and delicate to the situation, at least until my divorce is final. I felt me attending the party would have been a starting point for us, since you shook my hand after I offered it, but I suppose I was wrong.

If its so, that you and my husband are meant to be together, then God bless you both and I hope you never have to deal with what I did. I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you two being together forever is the case, its more of a reason for us to get along, because I'm not going anywhere. Theres a child to be raised.

To answer your tweet, choose smart over spark. Sparks burn everyone, be smart! Its simple actually, just think of the shoe being on the other foot.

Stay blessed and lets work this thing out with respect and dignity.
Skittles